>be me

>in NYC for veterans day parade with the academy

>walking around with kids I really dont know

>say fuck it, go back to near the pickup spot at the plaza and ice skaying rink

>go to ramen stand and order a thing of ramen

>10 mins later recieve a literal 1.5 gallon bucket of ramen

>sit by myself, eating ramen, watching ice skaters fall and bump into the railing

>enjoying a nice night

>look to the center of the rink

>10/10 elegant looking asian qt gf blading around like a fucking olympic ice skater

>mesmerized by the beuty and purity of this girl twirling around effortlessly

>say fuck it and go rent skates

>essentially orbit this girl, wanting to say something but not wanting to interupt her

>try to copy some of her simplier moves

>fall on my ass

>this young asian girl who I assume was her sister comes over to me to help me, teaches me how to do some fancy footwork

>look over and half of my company is there laughing at me

>im_okay_with_this.jpg

Have yall ever just look at someone so fucking beautiful you fall in love at first sight

Yeah but if it’s unattainable just work on improving yourself

@Rileygood no

One last thing before i leave, i was putting a capri sun into a cup, over the sink in my bathroom, right?

Well, i finish putting it in a cup, then

i move my hand to throw away the left over plastic pouch

my fUcKiNg elbow hits that motherfucking cup

and throw my shit right into the toilet

i had to reach my hand into that putrid water to get the cup

AND I GOT NO FUCKING CAPRI SUN OUT OF IT

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GoOd fUcKiNg Night gays, i mean guys

rip

@Roy just drink the caprisun out of the pouch

I don't like it that way, i like cups.And that was my fucking last one, so i guess you like to scoop up toilet water and put it into a pouch 🤔

@grapes

i like cups too but its a capri sun theres no good way to put it in a cup

Poke a hole in the clear bottom and squeeze it out from there, holding it above a cup

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drink in the pouch <:BigBraen:465443426889105412>

>cut sides of pouch
>Pour into cup
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stfu i dont like the pouch