Message from @grapes

Discord ID: 492154946540666884


2018-09-19 10:59:41 UTC  

>fall on my ass

2018-09-19 11:00:24 UTC  

>this young asian girl who I assume was her sister comes over to me to help me, teaches me how to do some fancy footwork

2018-09-19 11:00:42 UTC  

>look over and half of my company is there laughing at me

2018-09-19 11:00:56 UTC  

>im_okay_with_this.jpg

2018-09-19 11:01:35 UTC  

Have yall ever just look at someone so fucking beautiful you fall in love at first sight

Yeah but if it’s unattainable just work on improving yourself

2018-09-19 16:25:21 UTC  
2018-09-20 01:55:11 UTC  

One last thing before i leave, i was putting a capri sun into a cup, over the sink in my bathroom, right?

2018-09-20 01:55:25 UTC  

Well, i finish putting it in a cup, then

2018-09-20 01:55:57 UTC  

i move my hand to throw away the left over plastic pouch

2018-09-20 01:56:27 UTC  

my fUcKiNg elbow hits that motherfucking cup

2018-09-20 01:56:40 UTC  

and throw my shit right into the toilet

2018-09-20 01:57:08 UTC  

i had to reach my hand into that putrid water to get the cup

2018-09-20 01:57:18 UTC  

AND I GOT NO FUCKING CAPRI SUN OUT OF IT

2018-09-20 01:57:31 UTC  

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2018-09-20 01:58:55 UTC  

GoOd fUcKiNg Night gays, i mean guys

2018-09-20 02:03:26 UTC  

rip

2018-09-20 02:05:53 UTC  

@Roy just drink the caprisun out of the pouch

2018-09-20 02:07:02 UTC  

I don't like it that way, i like cups.And that was my fucking last one, so i guess you like to scoop up toilet water and put it into a pouch 🤔

2018-09-20 02:07:15 UTC  
2018-09-20 02:08:03 UTC  

i like cups too but its a capri sun theres no good way to put it in a cup

2018-09-20 02:08:40 UTC  

Poke a hole in the clear bottom and squeeze it out from there, holding it above a cup

2018-09-20 02:08:45 UTC  

<:BigBraen:465443426889105412>

2018-09-20 02:09:05 UTC  

drink in the pouch <:BigBraen:465443426889105412>

2018-09-20 02:09:16 UTC  

>cut sides of pouch
>Pour into cup
<:BigBraen:465443426889105412>

2018-09-20 02:09:17 UTC  

stfu i dont like the pouch

2018-09-20 02:10:03 UTC  

@Roy
>Not cutting both corners so you get 100℅

2018-09-20 02:10:40 UTC  

<:activated:485621264141254687> <:BigBraen:465443426889105412> @Deleted User will try next time i buy the fuckers

2018-09-20 02:10:53 UTC  

Ye

2018-09-20 02:11:03 UTC  

Just cut the both top corners then pour

2018-09-20 02:11:37 UTC  

🤔 Both would be tricky, i think just one would prob d ok

2018-09-20 02:12:27 UTC  

No, you cut both then pour with one side, the other hole acts as a airhole, tf you don't try to pour it out of both at once

2018-09-20 02:13:02 UTC  

Shit, i've gotta run, but i will use that infinite wisdom the next time i want a capri sun

2018-09-20 02:13:34 UTC  

and btw, where im from they are called "Pocket Juices", and to try so hard not the type that out when telling the story

2018-09-20 02:13:55 UTC  

We call the juice pouches

2018-09-20 02:13:57 UTC  

So

2018-09-20 02:14:07 UTC  

You're fine

2018-09-20 02:14:18 UTC  

ight lmao bye

2018-09-20 02:16:45 UTC  

juice pouches

2018-09-20 02:16:58 UTC  

is what i say to

2018-09-20 03:31:15 UTC