>look to the center of the rink

>10/10 elegant looking asian qt gf blading around like a fucking olympic ice skater

>mesmerized by the beuty and purity of this girl twirling around effortlessly

>say fuck it and go rent skates

>essentially orbit this girl, wanting to say something but not wanting to interupt her

>try to copy some of her simplier moves

>fall on my ass

>this young asian girl who I assume was her sister comes over to me to help me, teaches me how to do some fancy footwork

>look over and half of my company is there laughing at me

>im_okay_with_this.jpg

Have yall ever just look at someone so fucking beautiful you fall in love at first sight

Yeah but if it’s unattainable just work on improving yourself

@Rileygood no

One last thing before i leave, i was putting a capri sun into a cup, over the sink in my bathroom, right?

Well, i finish putting it in a cup, then

i move my hand to throw away the left over plastic pouch

my fUcKiNg elbow hits that motherfucking cup

and throw my shit right into the toilet

i had to reach my hand into that putrid water to get the cup

AND I GOT NO FUCKING CAPRI SUN OUT OF IT

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GoOd fUcKiNg Night gays, i mean guys

rip

@Roy just drink the caprisun out of the pouch

I don't like it that way, i like cups.And that was my fucking last one, so i guess you like to scoop up toilet water and put it into a pouch 🤔

@grapes

i like cups too but its a capri sun theres no good way to put it in a cup

Poke a hole in the clear bottom and squeeze it out from there, holding it above a cup

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drink in the pouch <:BigBraen:465443426889105412>

>cut sides of pouch
>Pour into cup
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stfu i dont like the pouch

@Roy
>Not cutting both corners so you get 100℅

<:activated:485621264141254687> <:BigBraen:465443426889105412> @Deleted User will try next time i buy the fuckers

Ye

Just cut the both top corners then pour

🤔 Both would be tricky, i think just one would prob d ok

No, you cut both then pour with one side, the other hole acts as a airhole, tf you don't try to pour it out of both at once

Shit, i've gotta run, but i will use that infinite wisdom the next time i want a capri sun

and btw, where im from they are called "Pocket Juices", and to try so hard not the type that out when telling the story

We call the juice pouches