Message from @grapes
Discord ID: 492008309096972288
>be me
>in NYC for veterans day parade with the academy
>walking around with kids I really dont know
>say fuck it, go back to near the pickup spot at the plaza and ice skaying rink
>go to ramen stand and order a thing of ramen
>10 mins later recieve a literal 1.5 gallon bucket of ramen
>sit by myself, eating ramen, watching ice skaters fall and bump into the railing
>enjoying a nice night
>look to the center of the rink
>10/10 elegant looking asian qt gf blading around like a fucking olympic ice skater
>mesmerized by the beuty and purity of this girl twirling around effortlessly
>say fuck it and go rent skates
>essentially orbit this girl, wanting to say something but not wanting to interupt her
>try to copy some of her simplier moves
>fall on my ass
>this young asian girl who I assume was her sister comes over to me to help me, teaches me how to do some fancy footwork
>look over and half of my company is there laughing at me
>im_okay_with_this.jpg
Have yall ever just look at someone so fucking beautiful you fall in love at first sight
Yeah but if it’s unattainable just work on improving yourself
One last thing before i leave, i was putting a capri sun into a cup, over the sink in my bathroom, right?
Well, i finish putting it in a cup, then
i move my hand to throw away the left over plastic pouch
my fUcKiNg elbow hits that motherfucking cup
and throw my shit right into the toilet
i had to reach my hand into that putrid water to get the cup
AND I GOT NO FUCKING CAPRI SUN OUT OF IT
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GoOd fUcKiNg Night gays, i mean guys
rip
I don't like it that way, i like cups.And that was my fucking last one, so i guess you like to scoop up toilet water and put it into a pouch 🤔
i like cups too but its a capri sun theres no good way to put it in a cup
Poke a hole in the clear bottom and squeeze it out from there, holding it above a cup
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drink in the pouch <:BigBraen:465443426889105412>
>cut sides of pouch
>Pour into cup
<:BigBraen:465443426889105412>
stfu i dont like the pouch
@Roy
>Not cutting both corners so you get 100℅