Inform yourself about it

It will be strange at first but you will bound over something

Im 28 now, life changes when you get older

When I do have Children in like 2 years

Ill scald them for the same shitposting I will probally be doing too

Keep in mind, between his friends, your dad is most likely the shitposter-mor

I help my family i do the best i can in school but they think its not enough

You are doing obligations

Its Noble but very few people recognize that

Doing something out of the ordinary is necessary if you want people to respect you

ASSERT DOMINANCE, LIKE THE ANTEATER

>be me

>in NYC for veterans day parade with the academy

>walking around with kids I really dont know

>say fuck it, go back to near the pickup spot at the plaza and ice skaying rink

>go to ramen stand and order a thing of ramen

>10 mins later recieve a literal 1.5 gallon bucket of ramen

>sit by myself, eating ramen, watching ice skaters fall and bump into the railing

>enjoying a nice night

>look to the center of the rink

>10/10 elegant looking asian qt gf blading around like a fucking olympic ice skater

>mesmerized by the beuty and purity of this girl twirling around effortlessly

>say fuck it and go rent skates

>essentially orbit this girl, wanting to say something but not wanting to interupt her

>try to copy some of her simplier moves

>fall on my ass

>this young asian girl who I assume was her sister comes over to me to help me, teaches me how to do some fancy footwork

>look over and half of my company is there laughing at me

>im_okay_with_this.jpg

Have yall ever just look at someone so fucking beautiful you fall in love at first sight

Yeah but if it’s unattainable just work on improving yourself

@Rileygood no

One last thing before i leave, i was putting a capri sun into a cup, over the sink in my bathroom, right?

Well, i finish putting it in a cup, then

i move my hand to throw away the left over plastic pouch

my fUcKiNg elbow hits that motherfucking cup

and throw my shit right into the toilet

i had to reach my hand into that putrid water to get the cup

AND I GOT NO FUCKING CAPRI SUN OUT OF IT