Message from @ThatGuyWithPaste
Discord ID: 557736822310961192
Paste, I gotta new job for you.
It makes racks of cash.
6 figures.
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It's porn isn't it
I know what it is lmfao
Lol no it's an ass kissing joke Paste did to Dan.
Oof
He basically said for like 20 minutes to Dan how kissing older guy's asses will pay big buccs.
The best part is Dan listened
And he passed it on to some gook named Yung, but he wasn't a listener.
To like all of it
I was posing as an ancap trap and telling Dan if he just got in a catboy costume and got fucked up for an hour or two in international waters he'd make six figures
My fav line was
"Yeah, sometimes those military industrial dudes need to fill your holes dude, it's really no big deal.
Let em plow you for like 10 minutes out of the whole deal"
"And in the morning, you just shit it out"
"You just shit and cum"
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"But mostly shit and cum"
Nice.
I have no fucking idea how it happened but a few months I found a girl who actually cares about me and it really is nice to have someone who brings u peace
You got the good ending fam
Whats the bad ending?
Either dying single or getting an abusive cunt
the abusive cunt is worse
you stop getting lonely once you stop looking at relationships as a way out
Kek.
>cry
damn it miki
Damn, F.
Poor anon.
>this is feels
>Feels fear
>cry