Message from @ThatGuyWithPaste

Discord ID: 557736377668861983


2019-03-20 01:21:26 UTC  

Yes.

2019-03-20 01:21:37 UTC  

Bruh unless she looks like she's in her late 20s/early 30s i ain't fuckin with older women unless i be desperate as shit

2019-03-20 01:21:48 UTC  

Or drunk as hell

2019-03-20 01:21:56 UTC  

I just find it hot

2019-03-20 01:22:12 UTC  

I'm with templar on that. But you keep doing you paste.

2019-03-20 01:22:38 UTC  

It's just a personal preference when it comes down to it

2019-03-20 01:22:53 UTC  

Paste, I gotta new job for you.

2019-03-20 01:22:59 UTC  

It makes racks of cash.

2019-03-20 01:23:02 UTC  

6 figures.

2019-03-20 01:23:14 UTC  

<:WHATHEFUCK:548303995953872916>

2019-03-20 01:23:19 UTC  

It's porn isn't it

2019-03-20 01:23:30 UTC  

I know what it is lmfao

2019-03-20 01:23:32 UTC  

Lol no it's an ass kissing joke Paste did to Dan.

2019-03-20 01:23:41 UTC  

Oof

2019-03-20 01:23:51 UTC  

He basically said for like 20 minutes to Dan how kissing older guy's asses will pay big buccs.

2019-03-20 01:23:52 UTC  

The best part is Dan listened

2019-03-20 01:24:08 UTC  

And he passed it on to some gook named Yung, but he wasn't a listener.

2019-03-20 01:24:10 UTC  

To like all of it

2019-03-20 01:24:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/557736188849684482/ZomboMeme_07032019204122.jpg

2019-03-20 01:25:14 UTC  

I was posing as an ancap trap and telling Dan if he just got in a catboy costume and got fucked up for an hour or two in international waters he'd make six figures

2019-03-20 01:25:19 UTC  

My fav line was

2019-03-20 01:26:24 UTC  

"Yeah, sometimes those military industrial dudes need to fill your holes dude, it's really no big deal.

Let em plow you for like 10 minutes out of the whole deal"

2019-03-20 01:26:38 UTC  

"And in the morning, you just shit it out"

2019-03-20 01:26:46 UTC  

"You just shit and cum"

2019-03-20 01:26:46 UTC  

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

2019-03-20 01:27:00 UTC  

"Sometimes you cry and piss your pants"

2019-03-20 01:27:06 UTC  

"But mostly shit and cum"

2019-03-20 01:27:22 UTC  

Nice.

2019-03-20 15:58:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/557956133508218881/Screenshot_20190320-115516_Messages.jpg

2019-03-20 15:59:29 UTC  

I have no fucking idea how it happened but a few months I found a girl who actually cares about me and it really is nice to have someone who brings u peace

2019-03-20 16:00:13 UTC  

You got the good ending fam

2019-03-20 16:08:30 UTC  

Whats the bad ending?

2019-03-20 16:13:49 UTC  

Either dying single or getting an abusive cunt

2019-03-20 16:29:54 UTC  

the abusive cunt is worse

2019-03-20 16:30:10 UTC  

you stop getting lonely once you stop looking at relationships as a way out

2019-03-20 18:37:10 UTC  

Kek.