Oh god no

Think about it though

A foxy fourty-something approaches you, the wagie. She in her fourty years has seen fully grown men, but she chooses to approach *you*

Repent thy sins you fucking sinner.

I will before bed

I already prayed the rosary today

Thou shalt read the bible before bed niggeth.

Thus sayeth thine child.

Niggeth <:KEK:465443054254424065>

Yes.

Bruh unless she looks like she's in her late 20s/early 30s i ain't fuckin with older women unless i be desperate as shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/557700614218448902/deepfry.png

Or drunk as hell

I just find it hot

I'm with templar on that. But you keep doing you paste.

It's just a personal preference when it comes down to it

Paste, I gotta new job for you.

It makes racks of cash.

6 figures.

<:WHATHEFUCK:548303995953872916>

It's porn isn't it

I know what it is lmfao

Lol no it's an ass kissing joke Paste did to Dan.

Oof

He basically said for like 20 minutes to Dan how kissing older guy's asses will pay big buccs.

The best part is Dan listened

And he passed it on to some gook named Yung, but he wasn't a listener.

To like all of it

I was posing as an ancap trap and telling Dan if he just got in a catboy costume and got fucked up for an hour or two in international waters he'd make six figures

My fav line was

"Yeah, sometimes those military industrial dudes need to fill your holes dude, it's really no big deal.

Let em plow you for like 10 minutes out of the whole deal"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/557700614218448902/deepfry.png

"And in the morning, you just shit it out"

"You just shit and cum"

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

"Sometimes you cry and piss your pants"

"But mostly shit and cum"

Nice.

I have no fucking idea how it happened but a few months I found a girl who actually cares about me and it really is nice to have someone who brings u peace