Message from @Corinthian

Discord ID: 570409350552879115


2019-04-23 04:20:59 UTC  

Me getting in my nissan just to drive and listen to music because I'm bored and just want to get out of the house

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/570101791778406400/PicsArt_04-18-10.19.16.png

2019-04-23 04:26:00 UTC  

Night drives are great

2019-04-23 13:26:06 UTC  

I went for a /nightdrive/ a few days ago

2019-04-23 13:26:54 UTC  

I gotta say, there’s something about being alone in a car with your thoughts and music

2019-04-23 15:40:20 UTC  

That's how it goes. Gives you time to think clearly sometimes

2019-04-23 20:37:00 UTC  

Read the start and nope I'm not reading that I would cry fuck that I want a happy life.

2019-04-23 20:43:41 UTC  

Same

2019-04-23 22:34:04 UTC  

well idk what you expect dating someone so clearly mentally ill

2019-04-23 22:34:06 UTC  

poor girl

2019-04-23 22:40:51 UTC  

"You cant eat at the table with us, theres not enough room or food for your fat ass, just go back upstairs."
Oof

2019-04-23 22:40:57 UTC  

<:oof:485621204925939722> <:oof:485621204925939722>

2019-04-23 22:41:29 UTC  

I just wanted some god damn brussle sprouts

2019-04-23 22:41:54 UTC  

umm

2019-04-23 22:42:12 UTC  

shoot whomever said that

2019-04-23 22:52:01 UTC  

My whole family kek

2019-04-23 23:51:05 UTC  

>be me
>15
>see pic of cute girl on dining room table
>like a graduation portrait
>must be moms coworkers daughter or some shit
>damn she looks fine
>like 9/10 would smash kind of fine
>realize it's my cousin
><:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

2019-04-23 23:51:57 UTC  

>realize I got a boner for my cousin
>life will never be the same

2019-04-24 00:18:50 UTC  

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

2019-04-24 00:22:57 UTC  

Go back to Alabama faglord.

2019-04-24 00:43:06 UTC  

>wincest 👌

2019-04-24 01:02:47 UTC  

>be me
>16
>playing Xbox with friend at his house
>tak and the power of juju hours
>his little sister wants to watch
>she's 11 maybe 12
>my friend/her bro tells her to sure and take a sit
>sister sits on my knee
>"o-oh okay"
>play some more tak
>get in to the zone
>THE JUJU ZONE
>get nervious
>when I get nervous I shake my leg
>BOSS FIGHT
>feel friends sis grip my jeans over my kneecap
>RELEASE THE JUJU
>beat boss and settle my autistic ass down
>friends sis shakenly walks off out of the room
>notice a wet spot and is grossed out cause i think she pissed on me

>mfw I realized years later what actually happened

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/570414303664930827/tak.jpg

2019-04-24 01:05:53 UTC  

<:yikes:550156991583092756> <:yikes:550156991583092756> <:yikes:550156991583092756>

2019-04-24 01:06:06 UTC  

Wtf is up with these yikes stories

2019-04-24 01:08:32 UTC  

Lets change it up with something wholesome

2019-04-24 01:08:38 UTC  

<:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

2019-04-24 01:09:20 UTC  

I need a shower after reading that

2019-04-24 01:11:34 UTC  

>be me
>driving through back road
>squirrel jumps in front of my car
> swerve out the way because there was space to do it and no cars where on the opposite lane
>look at rear view in hopes they didn't get hit
>See little fella run across the road into the brush
>happypepe.jpg
<:YaaY:512039594108256257> <:YaaY:512039594108256257> <:YaaY:512039594108256257>

2019-04-24 01:22:28 UTC  

>be me
>innatruck
>drank 4 cups of cap morgan
>gotta piss
>*back in the bottle with yee*
>start talking like a pirate
>thar be realest pirate hours me matey
>see a dead deer on the road
>feel urge to fuck, eat and wear it
>oh shit that's some sginwalger furfag shite rite dur
>nigger codriver visibly distressed
>o shid i lost the piss bottle
Floor is wet>
<gotta shid
>pull off to rest area
>not a rest area just a ditch and trees
>piss boddl under braek peddl
>lots of noise and shaking and smashing
>nigger codriver is visibly decapitated
>f
>shid in woods
>1k payche,ck lands in band
>fuck ye
>mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/570419255300980738/ULTRA_DOOMER.jpg

2019-04-24 01:25:01 UTC  

Wtf did i just read

2019-04-24 01:27:15 UTC  

Better yet wtf is that image.

2019-04-24 01:28:22 UTC  

*How to be financially successful*
By Country Doggo

2019-04-24 01:30:55 UTC  

Real juju hours with CoNigger
By *Country Doggo*

2019-04-24 01:35:19 UTC  

>even the shadow dwellers scatter like roaches in my presence

2019-04-24 02:45:58 UTC  

According to my exams

2019-04-24 02:46:08 UTC  

Cancer is back

2019-04-24 02:46:35 UTC  

I may have to do chemo again

2019-04-24 02:49:05 UTC  

I know you guys will be a bastion of support for the coming storm

2019-04-24 02:49:19 UTC  

Thank you all in advance

2019-04-24 02:49:39 UTC  

Ah shit man I'm really sorry to hear that. I will mention you in my prayers tonight.

2019-04-24 02:50:43 UTC  

My stepmom has cancer, you'll beat it man. She has this super rare form of cancer that keeps coming back, the doctors said she should've died years ago, but shes still pretty healthy other than the annual scare of a suspicious exam.