https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOfC1PEKt1U&t=253s

Remember buying this game when I still saw my dad, back in Minneapolis at a Target two days before Black Friday.

My dad wouldn't let me play it until I got back to Kansas, I would play it at my Grandma's house in that stuffy office room upstairs along with BO2

A much simpler time

All we really wanted to do was play video games

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IM in need of a hug\

Me getting in my nissan just to drive and listen to music because I'm bored and just want to get out of the house

Night drives are great

I went for a /nightdrive/ a few days ago

I gotta say, there’s something about being alone in a car with your thoughts and music

That's how it goes. Gives you time to think clearly sometimes

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/bgl766/i_looked_you_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app fucking hell

Read the start and nope I'm not reading that I would cry fuck that I want a happy life.

Same

well idk what you expect dating someone so clearly mentally ill

poor girl

"You cant eat at the table with us, theres not enough room or food for your fat ass, just go back upstairs."
Oof

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I just wanted some god damn brussle sprouts

umm

shoot whomever said that

My whole family kek

>be me
>15
>see pic of cute girl on dining room table
>like a graduation portrait
>must be moms coworkers daughter or some shit
>damn she looks fine
>like 9/10 would smash kind of fine
>realize it's my cousin
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>realize I got a boner for my cousin
>life will never be the same

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Go back to Alabama faglord.

>wincest 👌

>be me
>16
>playing Xbox with friend at his house
>tak and the power of juju hours
>his little sister wants to watch
>she's 11 maybe 12
>my friend/her bro tells her to sure and take a sit
>sister sits on my knee
>"o-oh okay"
>play some more tak
>get in to the zone
>THE JUJU ZONE
>get nervious
>when I get nervous I shake my leg
>BOSS FIGHT
>feel friends sis grip my jeans over my kneecap
>RELEASE THE JUJU
>beat boss and settle my autistic ass down
>friends sis shakenly walks off out of the room
>notice a wet spot and is grossed out cause i think she pissed on me

>mfw I realized years later what actually happened

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Wtf is up with these yikes stories

Lets change it up with something wholesome

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I need a shower after reading that

>be me
>driving through back road
>squirrel jumps in front of my car
> swerve out the way because there was space to do it and no cars where on the opposite lane
>look at rear view in hopes they didn't get hit
>See little fella run across the road into the brush
>happypepe.jpg
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>be me
>innatruck
>drank 4 cups of cap morgan
>gotta piss
>*back in the bottle with yee*
>start talking like a pirate
>thar be realest pirate hours me matey
>see a dead deer on the road
>feel urge to fuck, eat and wear it
>oh shit that's some sginwalger furfag shite rite dur
>nigger codriver visibly distressed
>o shid i lost the piss bottle
Floor is wet>
<gotta shid
>pull off to rest area
>not a rest area just a ditch and trees
>piss boddl under braek peddl
>lots of noise and shaking and smashing
>nigger codriver is visibly decapitated
>f
>shid in woods
>1k payche,ck lands in band
>fuck ye
>mfw

Wtf did i just read

Better yet wtf is that image.

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