Message from @DerekThePlagueDoctor
Discord ID: 587002447373795424
Next one is tomorrow thoug since I gotta stay up 11 hours and I've stayed up for 17 or some shit.
Heck, someday you'll move up to 2 a day and become cleaner than your future gf
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Mwahaha!
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This is great
looks like a gaping wound
This looks like my **T A I N T**
Aw that makes my heart feel better now.
wholesome
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they look like siblings
Wincest
Reminds me of those automata niggas.
Except the boy is alot shorter than the lady.
Think that's what they were going for
My dad took my mom on a date tonight and gave her a really nice ring as a part of his anniversary gift to her and she’s gushing about how much she loves him to our group chat
It makes me really happy that my parents love each other a lot
Wholesome as fuck
That's great. Not so much of that in the world anymore
that's awesome
I'm about to lose my shit, codriver is continually getting under my skin
Was gonna honor his 2 week notice and him looking for another job but I'm about to ditch his ass when I get back to FL
He won't shut the fuck up, if you wanna spam call dispatch over stupid shit do it yourself
Each problem is a very long and complicated series of events I couldn't even begin to explain in text without going into an essay, but his monkey brain is so fucking short sighted he can't understand why he keeps fucking us
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"Why didn't you call and ask why they took that load away"
They ain't giving it back why sit in a 10+ person call list to ask stupid questions
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*has no phone reception or internet connection to recieve dispatch*
"Don't drive anywhere until they dispatch you or you'll lose those empty miles off your check"
How can they fucking dispatch me if I have no connection where we're at??
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"What do you mean you wNna ficx the exhqust leak in the cab that could take hours this is gonna be a sorry ass check if we sit a whole day"
Listen here jew, you can inhale carbon monoxide all you want when I'm not in the truck. (Btw the head aches and dizziness have finally stopped and I can fucking breathe again)
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Here we are sitting middle of bumfuck nowhere nature valley bullshit mountain range next to a coal mine, no internet connection or cell reception, he's too jew to go 2 minutes/miles down the road to an open area to recieve dispatch because we'll lose a whole 2 miles off our check which is 25cpm, we could be making 25 cents per mile, basically per minute, but he wants to sit at the customer and wait god knows how long for dispatch to come through if at all
We drive a mile a minute so basically 25 cents per minute, it's literally not worth getting a refund if my coffee gets double charged because for the cost of refunding a nonexistent coffee I could drive 4-5 minutes and make it back