Message from @DerekThePlagueDoctor

Discord ID: 587002447373795424


2019-06-05 14:56:09 UTC  

Next one is tomorrow thoug since I gotta stay up 11 hours and I've stayed up for 17 or some shit.

2019-06-05 18:56:21 UTC  

Heck, someday you'll move up to 2 a day and become cleaner than your future gf

2019-06-06 02:46:23 UTC  

.magic

2019-06-06 02:46:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/586023067331985408/magik.png

2019-06-06 02:46:33 UTC  

Mwahaha!

2019-06-06 02:46:46 UTC  

.magic

2019-06-06 02:46:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/586023156406288395/magik.png

2019-06-06 02:46:55 UTC  

.magic

2019-06-06 02:46:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/586023190367830066/magik.png

2019-06-06 02:47:05 UTC  

This is great

2019-06-06 04:12:50 UTC  

looks like a gaping wound

2019-06-07 02:23:27 UTC  

This looks like my **T A I N T**

2019-06-07 03:16:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/586393126474874880/607430.png

2019-06-07 03:21:01 UTC  

Aw that makes my heart feel better now.

2019-06-07 04:19:18 UTC  

wholesome

2019-06-07 15:06:30 UTC  
2019-06-08 12:59:22 UTC  
2019-06-08 14:35:20 UTC  
2019-06-08 15:49:04 UTC  

🇫

2019-06-08 19:38:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462997453181026307/587002447373795422/3eae66fa733f6fa2891e4116a0beb1b6.jpg

2019-06-08 19:38:52 UTC  

they look like siblings

2019-06-08 22:39:39 UTC  

Wincest

2019-06-09 00:19:57 UTC  

Reminds me of those automata niggas.

2019-06-09 00:20:06 UTC  

Except the boy is alot shorter than the lady.

2019-06-09 00:29:53 UTC  

Think that's what they were going for

2019-06-09 03:17:47 UTC  

My dad took my mom on a date tonight and gave her a really nice ring as a part of his anniversary gift to her and she’s gushing about how much she loves him to our group chat

2019-06-09 03:18:06 UTC  

It makes me really happy that my parents love each other a lot

2019-06-09 03:50:13 UTC  

Wholesome as fuck

2019-06-09 06:08:12 UTC  

That's great. Not so much of that in the world anymore

2019-06-09 17:21:49 UTC  

that's awesome

2019-06-09 18:40:24 UTC  

I'm about to lose my shit, codriver is continually getting under my skin

2019-06-09 18:41:12 UTC  

Was gonna honor his 2 week notice and him looking for another job but I'm about to ditch his ass when I get back to FL

2019-06-09 18:42:05 UTC  

He won't shut the fuck up, if you wanna spam call dispatch over stupid shit do it yourself

2019-06-09 18:44:41 UTC  

Each problem is a very long and complicated series of events I couldn't even begin to explain in text without going into an essay, but his monkey brain is so fucking short sighted he can't understand why he keeps fucking us

2019-06-09 18:45:50 UTC  

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"Why didn't you call and ask why they took that load away"

They ain't giving it back why sit in a 10+ person call list to ask stupid questions

2019-06-09 18:46:23 UTC  

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2019-06-09 18:46:26 UTC  

*has no phone reception or internet connection to recieve dispatch*

"Don't drive anywhere until they dispatch you or you'll lose those empty miles off your check"

How can they fucking dispatch me if I have no connection where we're at??

2019-06-09 18:48:08 UTC  

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"What do you mean you wNna ficx the exhqust leak in the cab that could take hours this is gonna be a sorry ass check if we sit a whole day"

Listen here jew, you can inhale carbon monoxide all you want when I'm not in the truck. (Btw the head aches and dizziness have finally stopped and I can fucking breathe again)

2019-06-09 18:53:32 UTC  

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Here we are sitting middle of bumfuck nowhere nature valley bullshit mountain range next to a coal mine, no internet connection or cell reception, he's too jew to go 2 minutes/miles down the road to an open area to recieve dispatch because we'll lose a whole 2 miles off our check which is 25cpm, we could be making 25 cents per mile, basically per minute, but he wants to sit at the customer and wait god knows how long for dispatch to come through if at all

2019-06-09 18:55:39 UTC  

We drive a mile a minute so basically 25 cents per minute, it's literally not worth getting a refund if my coffee gets double charged because for the cost of refunding a nonexistent coffee I could drive 4-5 minutes and make it back