Message from @T-34 Waifu
Discord ID: 618290522678624276
I have melatonin, I just don't use it that much.
However I should be.
yeah goddamn
I just want this fat faggot to not be annoying.
He hasn't been acting up though in a few minutes, so maybe I can finally sleep.
Thanks fellas for listening to me rant, sorry if it got a bit long.
I'm gonna sleep now, cya.
Better than taking it out on him.
My GF made schnitzel. It tasted like shit but I love her
Hey its the thought that counted. Good work just toughing through it and making her feel good about it.
Eh, it’s just food. Point goes to her for making it
Thanks though
Without her I would die alone so she is like a guardian angel
I’m kinda contemplating leaving ROTC so I can propose to her
Welp about an hour since i messaged w
Someone
No response
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Sorry bro
At least i tried
i got food poisoning
R.I.P.
you better go get that 'you tried' sticker back from your girlfriend
its really weird because i broke both of my legs and arms she has to move me around... meaning she had to sat right next to me whilst i removed my bowels. that was weird as hell
think of it as a bonding experience
also how tf you using discord you glass bone mf
one hand
fair
I'm just thinking of that guy from Spongebob
yeah
I feel really bad, because of what I did my GF has to miss a few days of college
It’ll be alright, it shows how much she cares about you, reciprocate that
I can only move my right arm and my head so I can’t really give her a hug or anything lol
Try giving her a kiss on the cheek and thank her as often as you can
Small stuff like that
Little things man, drive a girl wild and will stick with her
Ok
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Found out lazy coworker apparently has a huge crush on me
Gross
How'd you find out