Thanks though

Without her I would die alone so she is like a guardian angel

I’m kinda contemplating leaving ROTC so I can propose to her

Welp about an hour since i messaged w
Someone

No response

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

Sorry bro

At least i tried

fuck

i got food poisoning

R.I.P.

you better go get that 'you tried' sticker back from your girlfriend

its really weird because i broke both of my legs and arms she has to move me around... meaning she had to sat right next to me whilst i removed my bowels. that was weird as hell

think of it as a bonding experience

also how tf you using discord you glass bone mf

one hand

fair

I'm just thinking of that guy from Spongebob

yeah

I feel really bad, because of what I did my GF has to miss a few days of college

It’ll be alright, it shows how much she cares about you, reciprocate that

I can only move my right arm and my head so I can’t really give her a hug or anything lol

Try giving her a kiss on the cheek and thank her as often as you can

Small stuff like that

Little things man, drive a girl wild and will stick with her

Ok

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Found out lazy coworker apparently has a huge crush on me

Gross

How'd you find out

Talked to pregnant coworker

She was very surprised that I'm a virgin and I was joking all "yeah, there's no men that want to fuck me haha" and she was all "WELL I KNOW ONE BUT YOU WON'T LIKE TO HEAR IT"

R.I.P.

Someone I was friends with in rl told me to kill myself

after helping them out with things

w e w

That's not good or nice dude

Coal

Nevermind

Told him he can suck a fat jew cock with his meals from now on, fucking cuckold

cant hardly keep a woman let alone a man