Message from @T-34 Waifu
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Better than taking it out on him.
My GF made schnitzel. It tasted like shit but I love her
Hey its the thought that counted. Good work just toughing through it and making her feel good about it.
Eh, it’s just food. Point goes to her for making it
Thanks though
Without her I would die alone so she is like a guardian angel
I’m kinda contemplating leaving ROTC so I can propose to her
Welp about an hour since i messaged w
Someone
No response
<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
Sorry bro
At least i tried
fuck
i got food poisoning
R.I.P.
you better go get that 'you tried' sticker back from your girlfriend
its really weird because i broke both of my legs and arms she has to move me around... meaning she had to sat right next to me whilst i removed my bowels. that was weird as hell
think of it as a bonding experience
also how tf you using discord you glass bone mf
fair
I'm just thinking of that guy from Spongebob
yeah
I feel really bad, because of what I did my GF has to miss a few days of college
It’ll be alright, it shows how much she cares about you, reciprocate that
I can only move my right arm and my head so I can’t really give her a hug or anything lol
Try giving her a kiss on the cheek and thank her as often as you can
Small stuff like that
Little things man, drive a girl wild and will stick with her
Ok
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Found out lazy coworker apparently has a huge crush on me
Gross
How'd you find out
Talked to pregnant coworker
She was very surprised that I'm a virgin and I was joking all "yeah, there's no men that want to fuck me haha" and she was all "WELL I KNOW ONE BUT YOU WON'T LIKE TO HEAR IT"
R.I.P.
Someone I was friends with in rl told me to kill myself
after helping them out with things
w e w
That's not good or nice dude