Message from @T-34 Waifu
Discord ID: 618291191573643286
Eh, it’s just food. Point goes to her for making it
Thanks though
Without her I would die alone so she is like a guardian angel
I’m kinda contemplating leaving ROTC so I can propose to her
Welp about an hour since i messaged w
Someone
No response
<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
Sorry bro
At least i tried
fuck
i got food poisoning
R.I.P.
you better go get that 'you tried' sticker back from your girlfriend
its really weird because i broke both of my legs and arms she has to move me around... meaning she had to sat right next to me whilst i removed my bowels. that was weird as hell
think of it as a bonding experience
also how tf you using discord you glass bone mf
one hand
fair
I'm just thinking of that guy from Spongebob
I feel really bad, because of what I did my GF has to miss a few days of college
It’ll be alright, it shows how much she cares about you, reciprocate that
I can only move my right arm and my head so I can’t really give her a hug or anything lol
Try giving her a kiss on the cheek and thank her as often as you can
Small stuff like that
Little things man, drive a girl wild and will stick with her
Ok
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Found out lazy coworker apparently has a huge crush on me
Gross
How'd you find out
Talked to pregnant coworker
She was very surprised that I'm a virgin and I was joking all "yeah, there's no men that want to fuck me haha" and she was all "WELL I KNOW ONE BUT YOU WON'T LIKE TO HEAR IT"
R.I.P.
Someone I was friends with in rl told me to kill myself
after helping them out with things
w e w
That's not good or nice dude
Coal
Nevermind
Told him he can suck a fat jew cock with his meals from now on, fucking cuckold