DUBYA DUBYA II

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Canโ€™t sleep worth shit, keep overthinking myself. God damn why do I do this every time

These are your people, Iโ€™m surprised more and more everyday by what this guy eats, weather it be obscurity or quantity

Theyโ€™re already playing those ads

Plus the white background is so damn bright

Youโ€™re a nigger

Guys I got a story

I got pushed out of this girls second story bedroom window

Met her on the tinder of course
met up watched a movie
started foolin around
Went to her room
Doing stuff

Like 30 minutes ago

Things are going good
Parents come home hear front door slam
Oh fuck get up pull up boxers
Girl opens window
Why do I get myself into these retarded ass situations

It continues

Start my way towards window
She kisses me then I get tossed out like a used tissue

Iโ€™m a lil shaky so sorry if Iโ€™m taking long

Better than most

But thank god she had a lil bit of roofing right there and not a drop off

There were rose bushes on the lawn

Like in a garden area so no jumping down had to shimmy my way down

But idk if Iโ€™ll see her again sheโ€™s cute, very cute, lil weird but thatโ€™s over lookable

Depends if I get a text๐Ÿ˜‚

But yes I am okay, dubya made it out in one piece

Something tells me sheโ€™s done it a time or two

The push out the window I mean

I will in the morning

Sorry Iโ€™ve been asleep most of the day, phoebe is still talking so ig it went well<:KEK:465443054254424065>

I got a hella head cold though cause of the grass levels outside

Imma die from allergies

Remember my accomplishments

>destroying libs
>pushed out of window

Thatโ€™s what to write home about

Imma sleep more if yโ€™all need me ping me please, love yโ€™all

No homo tho

DUBYA DUBYA III

Day three still sick feeling a little better though

Either the flu or a respiratory infection of some sort

That boy will never learn

Good women arenโ€™t gone theyโ€™re hard to find though

Iโ€™m so sorry for your loss Otto, May she rest peacefully

Life is full of โ€œfriendsโ€ who turn coat and run when itโ€™s not in their favor to be, they can go fuck themselves

Itโ€™s good to have some wholesomeness

He should do one on like mister Rodgers next

Iโ€™m glad nothing of serious harm came to your brother, was the wreck bad?

Me every night

I come from a land down under?

Best schlop meme

So he has broken glass in his bedroom floor and complains all the time about it but when I tell him to clean it he would tell me no @Deleted User

Youโ€™re out of the loop<:KEK:465443054254424065>

!p bound to the floor

!leave

!join

!p bound to the floor

Good shit

Itโ€™s death not gore though

Your call

I hope it goes good, no need for conflict during a holiday

Thatโ€™s good

Ahh I see what you mean, I wouldnโ€™t either

Thatโ€™s good youโ€™re giving your dad company though

Whenโ€™s it happening?

Ahh I see, your uncle sounds like heโ€™s got more important stuff to do on the actual holiday than family, I see what you mean now

I wouldnโ€™t let my dad go alone either sounds bad if you did

Iโ€™m sorry to hear that, people whoโ€™re like that donโ€™t deserve the success they get

<:tpose:566823441102143489>

Praise the sun

Is he older than you?

Holy shit man thatโ€™s crazy and awful

Do you know why he does so?

Do you have any idea where he is?

Like home health

Take care of old and needy folk

Iโ€™m not sure if thatโ€™s frowned upon in Korea but that takes a lot of patients, those kinds of talks destroy us man, seeing how things were and realizing how they are now

Itโ€™s terrible to see family that close fall so far. It shatters us and we gotta figure out what went wrong, the other day my gran forgot who I was entirely and I broke down because thatโ€™s the woman who raised me and instilled everything I know today, youโ€™re good I just did the same with this I re typed it like 4 times trying not to break

Iโ€™m starting to stray away from that stuff with more long sleeved heathered shirts or just nice dress stuff

It takes its toll on you, thatโ€™s life thereโ€™s no stopping it but god damn it rips you apart like nothing

Yeah thereโ€™s stuff thatโ€™s funny as hell they do but thereโ€™s others that get to you

Itโ€™s just another part of life if youโ€™re far away but when youโ€™re with them everyday caring for them, cooking, cleaning, joking around and listening to their storyโ€™s from life, gradually seeing them decline and for one day you walk-in and they look at you with nothing but pure fear not understanding who you are, screaming for help as some strange man is in their home it hits you hard and you just have to take it while you try to calm them

Iโ€™m good, had to take a minute, yeah man life is sad as shit sometimes

What happened

He older than you?

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