Message from @DerekThePlagueDoctor
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Feews stwange feewing in my stomach, so i go to the doctow to check it out. Doctow infowms me that i have stage 3 ass cancew fwom dabbing so much. I wwite my wiww, my famiwy sets up a coffin and evewything. I have 3 days to wive. I decide not to go thwough chemothewapy, and awwow mysewf to swip away into a comma fowevew. My wast action, with aww my weft ovew stwength, at the vewy seconds befowe i pass away into the void, i dab. One finaw dab to compwete them aww. The dab was so amazing that it wesuwwected me, and i was wevewed as jesus chwist to chwistians and muhammed to iswam. Jews and othew wewigions soon fowwowed me as the messiah, and i touwed the wowwd spweading joy to the peopwe of eawth. I was aftew wecognized as the most benevowent pewson to evew exist. They gave me a castwe, and a wawge pwot of wand in a smaww euwopean countwy. I decided to buiwd a tiny awmy to pwotect my new fowtwess fwom potentiaw invadews. Eventuawwy aww peopwe saw that i was howy, and gave theiw wand to me as weww. Aftew yeaws of accumuwating fwee wand my awmy gwew, and so did my empiwe. I encompassed aww of euwope in the span of five yeaws. It was now time fow the finaw pwan. Secwetwy, i was not the weincawnation of jesus ow buddha ow muhammed - i was hitwew aww awong. I take ovew the wowwd one countwy at a time, kiwwing on jews and bwacks on my way in. I was so howy that no one couwd stop me. No one stood in my way, even those that saw fiwst hand my twue monstwosities. I had become death, the destwoyew of wowwds. Aftew biwwions of yeaws of immowtawity, i was aww that thewe was. They cawwed me the "dab king" and my peopwe wecognized me as a cwusadew thwoughout the univewse. No eviw existed, and thwough the pewspective of my subjects, aww i did was wight. Aftew an etewnity thewe wewe no mowe individuaws. The dab king was aww that was weft, no enewgy, no mattew, no wife, no death. Aww that couwd be seen, anywhewe and evewywhewe in the univewse, was a human mawe; hitting that dab, fam.
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dyn du nothin
Have you ever nutted to porn and then asked yourself what the fuck were you watching?
Perhaps
Yes
^^^
>.>
No he isn't
Nor is his son
I have never in my whole life fapped with lube, always just dry and I never had a problem with it. Any other purists out there?
I, too, fap with no lube.
Always have. Don't see the appeal
My dick burns when I use lotion
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