And Elvis

And Epstein

*

Nah Genghis Khan didn't kill himself

Instead he sat there and died

every person of above average intelligence knows that nasa can't go to the moon because of hitlers moonbase

According to legend Ghengis Khan fell off his horse

and just fucking died

Nah actually we don't go to the moon anymore because it's not worthwhile

Thats what Buzz meant by "they want us to leave"

There's nothing there but rocks

No, its because of Stalin's secret moonbase

I mean Hitlers

stalin did not die

stalin is alive and well as a cyborg in another star system

He is establishing Space communism

yes

we must destroy capitalism with a global thermonuclear war so that aliens can help us estabilish perfect communism

Yes

And the dictator will be

Hitler Heinslihoff

A totally not fictional person from Russia

@Lord of Depression he looks rather thin in that pic tbh

Angles can make anyone look good

His beard is hiding his second chin well

His beard IS his neck

@ghostshark Whore

@ghostshark He's using fat girl techniques

holy shit you're right

he's even doing the lips

heh

I just had the best time singing rammstein karaoke

Can you speak germanese?

i am a kraut you tard

of course i speak kraut

Sup komrades.

id be fucked without it

die furry

God damn it another furry

That could mean you speak Turkish too