seems like you beat me to it sir

incredibly based

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Maybe he's going for the pedo vote and he's intentionally branding himself as uncle touchy

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He's trying to attract the attention of Epstein

Who is still alive

In argentina

With Hitler

And Ghengis Khan

Nah I feel like Epstein is more of a cuba type nigga

Ghengis Kahn didn't kill himself

And Elvis

Almost forgot about Elvis

he actually believes hitler is in argentina and not the dark side of the moon

what an absolute muppet

With Ghengis Khan

And Elvis

And Epstein

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Nah Genghis Khan didn't kill himself

Instead he sat there and died

every person of above average intelligence knows that nasa can't go to the moon because of hitlers moonbase

According to legend Ghengis Khan fell off his horse

and just fucking died

Nah actually we don't go to the moon anymore because it's not worthwhile

Thats what Buzz meant by "they want us to leave"

There's nothing there but rocks

No, its because of Stalin's secret moonbase

I mean Hitlers

stalin did not die

stalin is alive and well as a cyborg in another star system

He is establishing Space communism

yes

we must destroy capitalism with a global thermonuclear war so that aliens can help us estabilish perfect communism

Yes

And the dictator will be

Hitler Heinslihoff

A totally not fictional person from Russia