Message from @Grumplebee
Discord ID: 427299326138646529
Ya cheeky bastard, I have no loisence.
I don't need it
Turning you in for ate speech
Turning ya mum to Mike "Electric Fence" Pence.
It's too late, she pushed me out from her cooch years ago
You survived nine months in the poison womb?
We all survived nine months
Well yeah, but none of us did it in the chernobyl of wombs
At least I didn't come out from the Hiroshima and Nagasaki of wombs
That's funny talking about wombs because today is when my mom pushed me out of her. Lol
Well happy excretion day, then.
Oh shit, happy birthday!
Does anyone know where I can get some fertility drugs on the dl?
Thanks twin!
Feliz cumpleanos, Whiskey.
You could always take more vitamin d and zinc
Rhodiola rosea also works
Already on vitamin d actually. There's not much sun where I am sometimes.
I meant for the ladies, and it was supposed to be a set up for a whole joke.
But you ruined it.
Lol sorry
Was studying about fertility drugs today.
@Valet the Clown Gracias.
Maybe try giving her vitex agnus castus?
Oh, the wife is perfectly fecund. It's just I've got this whole joke about how knocking her up is my fetish.
We have this whole thing about how I'm going to get her double pregnanat. (which is an actual medical possibility, different from twins)
learned about that today too. flipping bizarre.
Damn, don't ravage her. Unless she's into that
Oh, she is.
Also learned about this horrible things (disturbing concept with some strange medical imagry) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_pregnancy
I guess I am the fat Brit no one knows
That sucks. I once saw an article about a lady that birthed a tumor
@Floretology WHERES YER EXISTING LOICENSE
Yeah. If you want to know about another weird one try looking up stone babies.
Hey
Get that both pregnant if you are both white
If not just adopt some goblino
Stone babies have got to be the most tragic thing for a mother
Yeah, flipping terrifying, too.
Oh check this