Message from @TheWesternWan

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2018-03-25 02:53:15 UTC  

You could always take more vitamin d and zinc

2018-03-25 02:53:29 UTC  

Rhodiola rosea also works

2018-03-25 02:53:46 UTC  

Already on vitamin d actually. There's not much sun where I am sometimes.

2018-03-25 02:54:09 UTC  

I meant for the ladies, and it was supposed to be a set up for a whole joke.

2018-03-25 02:54:51 UTC  

But you ruined it.

2018-03-25 02:54:58 UTC  

You RUINED IT!

2018-03-25 02:55:01 UTC  

Lol sorry

2018-03-25 02:55:46 UTC  

Was studying about fertility drugs today.

2018-03-25 02:56:52 UTC  
2018-03-25 02:58:22 UTC  

Maybe try giving her vitex agnus castus?

2018-03-25 03:00:13 UTC  

Oh, the wife is perfectly fecund. It's just I've got this whole joke about how knocking her up is my fetish.

2018-03-25 03:01:36 UTC  

We have this whole thing about how I'm going to get her double pregnanat. (which is an actual medical possibility, different from twins)

2018-03-25 03:02:11 UTC  

learned about that today too. flipping bizarre.

2018-03-25 03:02:36 UTC  

Damn, don't ravage her. Unless she's into that

2018-03-25 03:02:48 UTC  

Oh, she is.

2018-03-25 03:03:28 UTC  

Also learned about this horrible things (disturbing concept with some strange medical imagry) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_pregnancy

2018-03-25 03:08:21 UTC  

I guess I am the fat Brit no one knows

2018-03-25 03:08:29 UTC  

That sucks. I once saw an article about a lady that birthed a tumor

2018-03-25 03:09:03 UTC  

@Floretology WHERES YER EXISTING LOICENSE

2018-03-25 03:09:18 UTC  

Yeah. If you want to know about another weird one try looking up stone babies.

2018-03-25 03:10:06 UTC  

Hey

2018-03-25 03:10:15 UTC  

Get that both pregnant if you are both white

2018-03-25 03:10:22 UTC  

If not just adopt some goblino

2018-03-25 03:10:55 UTC  

Stone babies have got to be the most tragic thing for a mother

2018-03-25 03:11:19 UTC  

Yeah, flipping terrifying, too.

2018-03-25 03:14:59 UTC  

Oh check this

2018-03-25 03:15:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404894803440959488/427304402529812480/IMG_20180324_230352716.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404894803440959488/427304403431849984/cjfjoifuuaeca8i2.jpg

2018-03-25 03:15:50 UTC  

Dull surprised merchant, and happy merchant?

2018-03-25 03:16:08 UTC  

OY VEY YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THAT

2018-03-25 03:18:13 UTC  

It's like the perfect fit

2018-03-25 03:18:20 UTC  

He even has the same fucking hairline

2018-03-25 03:18:37 UTC  

Ears too

2018-03-25 03:19:32 UTC  

He's a combination of the 56% and the happy merchant

2018-03-25 03:19:55 UTC  

Oi mate. You got a loisence for that "oy"?

2018-03-25 03:20:13 UTC  

You just made an oi tho

2018-03-25 03:20:57 UTC  

Yeah I made an "oi" not an "oy" they're completely different things, clearly.

2018-03-25 03:21:17 UTC  

Guess I have to turn myself in then

2018-03-25 03:22:32 UTC  

Time to go to multiculturalism camp. Where you'll learn that everyone is different, except they aren't. Well they are, whenever it's convenient for a leftist agenda. Which is also when they aren't.

2018-03-25 03:22:51 UTC  

But I'm already multicultural

2018-03-25 03:23:29 UTC  

Well that just makes you even MORE racist. Because on top of everything else you're a race traitor via ignorance.

2018-03-25 03:24:00 UTC  

Muh Uncle Tom