Joke's on you, how can I be gay when ur mom gay?

No u

Don't care virgin

U Wiskey

No you are gay

No u and ya mum

OI, WHERES YOUR SHIT TALKING LOICENSE

Jokes on you, I'm not a britbong.

Tell that to the Scottish police

oi mate, you got a loisence for that accent?

Ya cheeky bastard, I have no loisence.

I don't need it

Turning you in for ate speech

Turning ya mum to Mike "Electric Fence" Pence.

It's too late, she pushed me out from her cooch years ago

You survived nine months in the poison womb?

We all survived nine months

Well yeah, but none of us did it in the chernobyl of wombs

At least I didn't come out from the Hiroshima and Nagasaki of wombs

That's funny talking about wombs because today is when my mom pushed me out of her. Lol

Well happy excretion day, then.

Oh shit, happy birthday!

Does anyone know where I can get some fertility drugs on the dl?

Thanks twin!

Feliz cumpleanos, Whiskey.

You could always take more vitamin d and zinc

Rhodiola rosea also works

Already on vitamin d actually. There's not much sun where I am sometimes.

I meant for the ladies, and it was supposed to be a set up for a whole joke.

But you ruined it.

You RUINED IT!

Lol sorry

Was studying about fertility drugs today.

@Valet the Clown Gracias.

Maybe try giving her vitex agnus castus?

Oh, the wife is perfectly fecund. It's just I've got this whole joke about how knocking her up is my fetish.

We have this whole thing about how I'm going to get her double pregnanat. (which is an actual medical possibility, different from twins)

learned about that today too. flipping bizarre.

Damn, don't ravage her. Unless she's into that

Oh, she is.

Also learned about this horrible things (disturbing concept with some strange medical imagry) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molar_pregnancy