Cute is not a word I would have ever associated with... that.

https://ircz.de/m/pics/2014/02/28/12/31/13/f3047e59e2e2445d8e64e64eadd84de0.jpeg

Imagine being that thing's living chair

There are adamantine chairs?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300520192453378048/463595714480570368/DhKKzmsUEAAts3I1.jpg https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300520192453378048/463597080166924301/DhH2qtHUYAME1M61.jpg

How my wife seperates hard boiled eggs from regular eggs.

epic

thats good to know

*takes notes for the future*

*plans to put eggs that say such things in bambams lunch*

also, im kinda surprised she didnt draw a benis on some of them

She's a little too sweet and innocent to do that kind of thing.

i meant a benis bear

https://twitter.com/harharstrips/status/1019431782490533897

But He didn't tho

I still get the joke

at least it isn't as bad as the fucking rib thieves

Me at college when I tell people I am a Traditionalist

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiyxSx2XUAATBEp.jpg

https://twitter.com/pontasan387957/status/1021513734697574400

CQC

We'll make it back into a church yet. Putin will make sure of that

I don't think he'll be taking Constantinople any time soon. He knows as we do that if he engages Turkey, they being NATO allies, that we'll have to get involved.

gibin' a putin about constantinople?

easy better targets are africa and the islands in caribbean

For Putin?

How the fuck is he going to hit the Caribbean?