No

I don't like cats either.

Something is wrong. Seek help

Rodents are awesome.

Ew

I don't know, I just have an aversion to large pets. I would never want one.

^ small doggos and cattos are a thing

What about chihuahuas @Jgeebel_?

@Jgeebel_

They're cute. I still don't want one. They are still annoying.

The smaller the better. I still dont like dogs that much, but I can't stand large ones.

Greyhounds will literally sleep all day. They're not annoying

Or if you prefer smaller varieties, there's whippets and Italian greyhounds

Italian greyhounds are absolutely adorable.

They look perpetually concerned.

They're too small and spindly for me though

But they're better than rat chihuahuas

Gross.

That ain't adorable.

King Charles cavaliers were literally bred to be cute

I might just be crazy, but that isn't much cuter.

Anyone here want to watch the TJ kirk sextape where he pours hot oil on his small genitals

NO

The dance of his people.

THAT DOESNT EVEN BELONG IN THE NSFW SECTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6L6uuQ1LBE

B A N A N A B O I

but mostly just a sad lost soul with a banana in his bum

That's what happens when you don't believe in morals. You do degenerate shit like sticking bananas up where the sun don't shine

Yes, his beliefs are why he pours hot oil on his balls and puts bananas up his ass. It couldn't possibly be any other reason.

I wonder what happened to him as a child.

Gordon Ramsey looking to replace lamb sauce with remoulade. *Circa 2018*

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you know that scarf is to hide the male pattern baldness

^

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