Message from @Jgeebel_
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Do they make ones for dogs too?
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<:Thoughts:408715607555702784> doggos are the huwhite man best fren
Dogs are horrible creatures.
Gtfo
They're our friends for a reason
Only pit bulls and pit bull mixes are horrible creatures
They ain't my friends.
Did a dog bite you and now you're all woe is me?
No
I don't like cats either.
Something is wrong. Seek help
Rodents are awesome.
Ew
I don't know, I just have an aversion to large pets. I would never want one.
^ small doggos and cattos are a thing
They're cute. I still don't want one. They are still annoying.
Greyhounds will literally sleep all day. They're not annoying
Or if you prefer smaller varieties, there's whippets and Italian greyhounds
Italian greyhounds are absolutely adorable.
They look perpetually concerned.
They're too small and spindly for me though
But they're better than rat chihuahuas
Gross.
That ain't adorable.
King Charles cavaliers were literally bred to be cute
I might just be crazy, but that isn't much cuter.
Anyone here want to watch the TJ kirk sextape where he pours hot oil on his small genitals
NO
The dance of his people.
THAT DOESNT EVEN BELONG IN THE NSFW SECTION
B A N A N A B O I
but mostly just a sad lost soul with a banana in his bum
That's what happens when you don't believe in morals. You do degenerate shit like sticking bananas up where the sun don't shine