Message from @Jgeebel_
Discord ID: 486562416335912970
They ain't my friends.
Did a dog bite you and now you're all woe is me?
No
I don't like cats either.
Something is wrong. Seek help
Rodents are awesome.
Ew
I don't know, I just have an aversion to large pets. I would never want one.
^ small doggos and cattos are a thing
They're cute. I still don't want one. They are still annoying.
The smaller the better. I still dont like dogs that much, but I can't stand large ones.
Greyhounds will literally sleep all day. They're not annoying
Or if you prefer smaller varieties, there's whippets and Italian greyhounds
Italian greyhounds are absolutely adorable.
They look perpetually concerned.
They're too small and spindly for me though
But they're better than rat chihuahuas
That ain't adorable.
King Charles cavaliers were literally bred to be cute
I might just be crazy, but that isn't much cuter.
Anyone here want to watch the TJ kirk sextape where he pours hot oil on his small genitals
NO
The dance of his people.
THAT DOESNT EVEN BELONG IN THE NSFW SECTION
B A N A N A B O I
but mostly just a sad lost soul with a banana in his bum
That's what happens when you don't believe in morals. You do degenerate shit like sticking bananas up where the sun don't shine
Yes, his beliefs are why he pours hot oil on his balls and puts bananas up his ass. It couldn't possibly be any other reason.
I wonder what happened to him as a child.
Gordon Ramsey looking to replace lamb sauce with remoulade. *Circa 2018*
you know that scarf is to hide the male pattern baldness