The correct answer is 'NO PAPA'

Do they make ones for dogs too?

Dogs are horrible creatures.

They ain't my friends.

No

I don't like cats either.

Rodents are awesome.

I don't know, I just have an aversion to large pets. I would never want one.

They're cute. I still don't want one. They are still annoying.

The smaller the better. I still dont like dogs that much, but I can't stand large ones.

Gross.

That ain't adorable.

I might just be crazy, but that isn't much cuter.

No kidding.

Who wouldn't love tits? They smell great.

Black men are the sexiest type of men.

We all have to agree. Obama is the sexiest man alive.

Just look at this precious face.

So what?

Women are disgusting.

True, true.

Speaking of hot men. Y'all ever seen this guy?

Michelle is a man, Obama is a woman.

*Barak

That isn't a man.

That has to be painful.

Women aren't strong enough to be compared to trucks.

I don't want to see it.

No, I don't want to be proven right.

The fantastic image I have in my mind.

All right that's enough. Calm down buddy. No slander here.

I forgive.

You're a good boy.

Oh, much better than I was imagining.

We should sceduel a mass lynching.

Heck yo

Alright none of that here kid.

Don't fight with my friend, he's new.

Oh I do, he doesn't.

Yes

Calm down there, respect your seniors.

Ok, good decision.

Step up your game meight.

That's one hot ogre.

Real men rape and pillage.

I rape my waifu every morning.

Can't be a redneck if he doesn't have a red neck.

North Carolina might be worse than New Jersey.

It sucks here

Florida? That state is terrible.

I love upstate New York the most, sadly not in the best condition currently. Pennsylvania is second.

I can't stand the southeast or the west coast.

I like the northeast and midwest the most.

All of our companies are leaving.

Living near Newark I get to see plenty of abandoned factories.

Our railroads are lined with them.

Not when they are full of needles.

Oh you betcha.

Well our new governor wants free college for everyone... so I can't wait for the state to collapse.

He also wants $15 minimum wage, so...

Seeing as Newark is the most leftist city in the state, and also one of the most dangerous, I don't know if I can trust them.

Too black

PLAY IT!

If you want of course.

So, what do you guys think of squirrels?

God damn It, the people above us won't stop stomping on the floor and screaming!

Where's my gum?

I'm not European.

Nudge

Jets never existed though.

Dearth

r

Don't curse.

😔

Well of course it does.

The Daddy Tribe? No... I'm in the Daddy Gang!

friendly reminder to all: rape your waifu pillow every morning, I have never been happier

Well I already have one.

No, no

Plants are awesome though.

I love plants more than my pillow.

America in a nutshell.

but what about the spectrum within the spectrum?

there are spectrums of spectrums within the spectrum

infinite spectrums define this one spectrums, and infinite spectrums define those as well

Remember to go make someone's day today.

The flag of the Japanese empire in the corner makes it infinitely better

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Nice

Screw Josh amrite?

F for no

if we're going to have a 10th crusade, we gotta keep going, maybe a 12th or a 15th too!

who knows, we could finally spread the good word of muhammad across the globe!

I'm black

nope

Yeah, but what about all the people who can only use it during those hours?