Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 322152976997285888


2017-06-07 23:05:21 UTC  

he is 15

2017-06-07 23:05:38 UTC  

you'd act 15 too if you spent 90% of your energy just holding up your massive brain

2017-06-07 23:05:48 UTC  

convo is very eager and goodhearted

2017-06-07 23:05:52 UTC  

Oh my dear lord, it makes sense now.

2017-06-07 23:06:15 UTC  

he just wants some polish puffy vulva

2017-06-07 23:06:19 UTC  

lol

2017-06-07 23:06:20 UTC  

wew

2017-06-07 23:06:29 UTC  

@badtanman fuck now im imagining polish puffy vulva

2017-06-07 23:06:34 UTC  

uuuuugh

2017-06-07 23:06:34 UTC  

lololol

2017-06-07 23:06:36 UTC  

lel

2017-06-07 23:06:38 UTC  

implying you ever weren't

2017-06-07 23:06:40 UTC  

i know

2017-06-07 23:07:05 UTC  

I accidentally thought about polish women yesterday and just desperately was looking around for polish girls in the library for like 15 hours while i was working

2017-06-07 23:07:12 UTC  

i wanna die

2017-06-07 23:07:30 UTC  

check out the specs on my dick

2017-06-07 23:07:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/322149603828957185/unknown.png

2017-06-07 23:07:44 UTC  

wow you should wash your dick

2017-06-07 23:07:46 UTC  

don't do it

2017-06-07 23:20:53 UTC  

MFW every other officer is married with kids and face timing them and I am just browsing memes and watching net flix

2017-06-07 23:20:55 UTC  

y live

2017-06-07 23:22:37 UTC  

didn't you hear the alt-right is just a match making service now like nigga just go to a meet up

2017-06-07 23:24:41 UTC  

lol I have gone to one I am not ghoul but its met some cool doots

2017-06-07 23:34:22 UTC  

@Vanguard dude, if I get a gf before you do

2017-06-07 23:34:25 UTC  

you might have to kill yourself

2017-06-07 23:35:19 UTC  

If it is you, I probably would consider it, it isn't a no gf question as there are plenty of willing women it is I havent found right one. I am visiting a girl in TX I knew from college to kind of see how things feel but who knows

2017-06-07 23:35:32 UTC  

it isn't a shortage of women question

2017-06-07 23:36:13 UTC  

>rich
>warrior
>masters degree
>fascist

life is a balanced videogame so you brobably have a smol benis

2017-06-07 23:36:23 UTC  

also probably 3'11 lmao

2017-06-07 23:36:27 UTC  

permanogf

2017-06-07 23:37:34 UTC  

3'11" isn't that small of a benis

2017-06-07 23:38:10 UTC  

Women arent real. They are a construct. Sent here to jack us.

2017-06-07 23:39:41 UTC  

@northern_confederate laughed out loud

2017-06-07 23:54:10 UTC  

Convo holy dang

2017-06-07 23:54:29 UTC  

you are hands down one of the funniest goys in here

2017-06-07 23:56:47 UTC  

>goy

2017-06-07 23:56:52 UTC  

idk how to say this but

NEW KEMONO FRIENDS OST AND ANIME ORIGINALS ALBUM IS OUT