Message from @Caerulus_Rex

Discord ID: 324340819022577679


2017-06-14 00:10:32 UTC  

@Mayor of Fashtown for different reasons i have a couple of old ACU pants that got holes in the knees or the cargo pockets before the ass reinforcement came apart

2017-06-14 00:10:35 UTC  

the moo?

2017-06-14 00:10:36 UTC  

from family

2017-06-14 00:10:36 UTC  

baboo?

2017-06-14 00:11:20 UTC  

@FylnnGardian because cargo shorts are the official uniform of NEETs

2017-06-14 00:11:40 UTC  

neets dont wear cargo shorts

2017-06-14 00:11:42 UTC  

they wear sweats

2017-06-14 00:11:45 UTC  

and pajamas

2017-06-14 00:11:47 UTC  

yea cargo shorts are pleb tier

2017-06-14 00:11:54 UTC  

cargo shorts are dad tier

2017-06-14 00:12:06 UTC  

but if you're @FylnnGardian sized, people probably wont say shit

2017-06-14 00:12:20 UTC  

@jjvandal if they arent unserv cammies hacked off with EMT shears i disavow

2017-06-14 00:12:45 UTC  

i have some EMT shears, those things are awesome

2017-06-14 00:13:10 UTC  

i have a pen

2017-06-14 00:13:12 UTC  

i have pineapple

2017-06-14 00:13:13 UTC  

uh

2017-06-14 00:13:17 UTC  

kill me pls

2017-06-14 00:13:37 UTC  

wat

2017-06-14 00:13:48 UTC  

what did he mean by this

2017-06-14 00:14:22 UTC  

its a dumb chink meme

2017-06-14 00:14:37 UTC  

I have...pants that are going to be shorts soon

2017-06-14 00:15:39 UTC  

I feel weird being this colour now.

2017-06-14 00:15:50 UTC  

The yellow

2017-06-14 00:15:57 UTC  

Do I have yellow fever?

2017-06-14 00:16:04 UTC  

i hope so

2017-06-14 00:16:07 UTC  

maybe ill have a chance

2017-06-14 00:16:47 UTC  

At?

2017-06-14 00:16:47 UTC  

@MsNatSocialist well you are with @Brad Small so by proxy, i think you do

2017-06-14 00:16:59 UTC  

@badtanman shes dim aint she

2017-06-14 00:17:01 UTC  

@YUGE - ewww, no.

2017-06-14 00:17:29 UTC  

@Convo incredibly

2017-06-14 00:17:32 UTC  

but its kind of charming

2017-06-14 00:17:49 UTC  

I'm not dim!

2017-06-14 00:17:57 UTC  

ok actually watched it lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/324341657254363137/fugg_izlam.JPG

2017-06-14 00:18:23 UTC  

@northern_confederate please write a badtanman/sinead fanfic for me

2017-06-14 00:18:29 UTC  

i need happiness in my life

2017-06-14 00:18:38 UTC  

once you contribute to my patreon i will

2017-06-14 00:18:42 UTC  

link

2017-06-14 00:18:48 UTC  

Im a NEET, and as soon as the army stops wearing the grey digital bullshit the ones i wore in iraq are gonna become the best dad shorts ever

2017-06-14 00:18:56 UTC  

LAUREN IS OKAY CUTE WHEN SHE DOES HER MAKEUP JUST RIGHT

2017-06-14 00:18:57 UTC  

BUT EVERYONE IS