yea cargo shorts are pleb tier

cargo shorts are dad tier

but if you're @FylnnGardian sized, people probably wont say shit

@jjvandal if they arent unserv cammies hacked off with EMT shears i disavow

i have some EMT shears, those things are awesome

i have a pen

i have pineapple

uh

kill me pls

wat

what did he mean by this

its a dumb chink meme

I have...pants that are going to be shorts soon

I feel weird being this colour now.

The yellow

Do I have yellow fever?

i hope so

maybe ill have a chance

At?

@MsNatSocialist well you are with @Brad Small so by proxy, i think you do

@badtanman shes dim aint she

@YUGE - ewww, no.

@Convo incredibly

but its kind of charming

I'm not dim!

ok actually watched it lol

@northern_confederate please write a badtanman/sinead fanfic for me

i need happiness in my life

once you contribute to my patreon i will

link

Im a NEET, and as soon as the army stops wearing the grey digital bullshit the ones i wore in iraq are gonna become the best dad shorts ever

LAUREN IS OKAY CUTE WHEN SHE DOES HER MAKEUP JUST RIGHT

BUT EVERYONE IS

I HATEL AUUUAUREREEEEEN

She belongs in a kitchen

She belongs in a museum

of trash

>tfw your life revolves around nigger tech and making sure it works properly

what a meaningless existence

@badtanman not too late to become a fitness model

@Convo she needs to wear approximately 8lbs less makeup