worse even than trying to joke

Girls love is the most toxic

n-no

Lesbians top the charts of domestic abuse rates

pls

bear in mind western 'domestic abuse' = 'i dont always feel like the universe revolves around me'

Yet gays have even lower domestic abuse than straights!

and now consider you have 2 wamen

Only men can love like that

and they both feel that always

Lesbos also too the charts in clitty abuse

Gay men

Ayy lmao

The best kind of relationship is with two bisexual women and one heterosexual man.

Think about it: men tend to want to skip the foreplay during sex, but women crave extensive foreplay before any real action starts.

So, the two bisexual women can engage in foreplay with eachother, and the hetero man can jump in when there's actual fucking to be had.

Lesbians are ruthless

Two women fighting is usually crazy

Also, men tend to like the idea of doing to women at once.

It's win/win/win!

men might throw a few punches and back off

I'm going to be honest with you guys

its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker

it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?

This is the gay agenda

and i wouldnt leave the house under care of two wamen

women will grab hair, rip it, yank it, pull each other to the ground, scratch and scream

it'd be a fucking warzone

When artificial wombs will happen, it's gameoverenofcivilisationforeverdoneforyeet

@Uksio Only for women 😉

Well yeah

That's where you're wrong

Hair pulling doesn't work if you're masochistic

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https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1234528424955346946

@svarozhyc That's why god invented the Mancave, Svar.

Whenever you're not having sex with the two women, you retreat to the mancave and let them bicker to their hearts content.

Styx must be retarded

Masochist: HIT ME DADDY!
Sadist: No!

where did he take that from, the satanic bible?

Viruses spread

my favourite joke uskio

My older sister used to win fights by pulling my hair