Message from @Telly_G 『⚡130』PC |

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2020-03-02 17:53:41 UTC  

worse even than trying to joke

2020-03-02 17:53:55 UTC  

Girls love is the most toxic

2020-03-02 17:54:05 UTC  

n-no

2020-03-02 17:54:12 UTC  

Lesbians top the charts of domestic abuse rates

2020-03-02 17:54:18 UTC  

pls

2020-03-02 17:54:45 UTC  

bear in mind western 'domestic abuse' = 'i dont always feel like the universe revolves around me'

2020-03-02 17:54:45 UTC  

Yet gays have even lower domestic abuse than straights!

2020-03-02 17:54:49 UTC  

and now consider you have 2 wamen

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Only men can love like that

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

and they both feel that always

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Lesbos also too the charts in clitty abuse

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Gay men

2020-03-02 17:54:57 UTC  

Ayy lmao

2020-03-02 17:54:59 UTC  

The best kind of relationship is with two bisexual women and one heterosexual man.

Think about it: men tend to want to skip the foreplay during sex, but women crave extensive foreplay before any real action starts.

So, the two bisexual women can engage in foreplay with eachother, and the hetero man can jump in when there's actual fucking to be had.

2020-03-02 17:55:03 UTC  

Lesbians are ruthless

2020-03-02 17:55:09 UTC  

Two women fighting is usually crazy

2020-03-02 17:55:18 UTC  

Also, men tend to like the idea of doing to women at once.

2020-03-02 17:55:23 UTC  

It's win/win/win!

2020-03-02 17:55:24 UTC  

men might throw a few punches and back off

2020-03-02 17:55:28 UTC  

I'm going to be honest with you guys

2020-03-02 17:55:38 UTC  

its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker

2020-03-02 17:55:40 UTC  

it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?

2020-03-02 17:55:42 UTC  

This is the gay agenda

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684096610224963682/IMG_20200302_023006.png

2020-03-02 17:55:52 UTC  

and i wouldnt leave the house under care of two wamen

2020-03-02 17:55:56 UTC  

women will grab hair, rip it, yank it, pull each other to the ground, scratch and scream

2020-03-02 17:56:00 UTC  

it'd be a fucking warzone

2020-03-02 17:56:10 UTC  

When artificial wombs will happen, it's gameoverenofcivilisationforeverdoneforyeet

2020-03-02 17:56:29 UTC  

@Uksio Only for women 😉

2020-03-02 17:56:41 UTC  

Well yeah

2020-03-02 17:57:04 UTC  

That's where you're wrong

2020-03-02 17:57:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684096980867219468/FB_IMG_1582480835217.jpg

2020-03-02 17:57:18 UTC  

Hair pulling doesn't work if you're masochistic

2020-03-02 17:57:24 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2020-03-02 17:57:49 UTC  

@svarozhyc That's why god invented the Mancave, Svar.

Whenever you're not having sex with the two women, you retreat to the mancave and let them bicker to their hearts content.

2020-03-02 17:57:53 UTC  

Styx must be retarded

2020-03-02 17:57:56 UTC  

Masochist: HIT ME DADDY!
Sadist: No!

2020-03-02 17:57:59 UTC  

where did he take that from, the satanic bible?

2020-03-02 17:58:00 UTC  

Viruses spread

2020-03-02 17:58:15 UTC  

my favourite joke uskio

2020-03-02 17:58:35 UTC  

My older sister used to win fights by pulling my hair