Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 684096163560816651


2020-03-02 17:50:38 UTC  

Whadya xpect?

2020-03-02 17:51:15 UTC  

His husband is the bottom

2020-03-02 17:51:19 UTC  

You can tell

2020-03-02 17:51:19 UTC  

For some inexplicable reason I went Jamaican accent

2020-03-02 17:51:24 UTC  

Idk maybe they switch

2020-03-02 17:51:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684095531576066088/image0-33.jpg

2020-03-02 17:51:50 UTC  

No they do the pp-butt 69

2020-03-02 17:52:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684095687574683772/1583157059502.png

2020-03-02 17:52:03 UTC  

It's like lesbo scissoring, but gay

2020-03-02 17:52:23 UTC  

Lesbo scissoring is gay tho

2020-03-02 17:53:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684095933981523988/83932409_10157625168171955_1456220459983962112_n.jpg

2020-03-02 17:53:02 UTC  

Lesbo is lesbo

2020-03-02 17:53:03 UTC  

the kool-aid man is both

2020-03-02 17:53:07 UTC  

What are you on about

2020-03-02 17:53:18 UTC  

Lesbos have no PP to be gae

2020-03-02 17:53:27 UTC  

Silly person

2020-03-02 17:53:29 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl I bet you have a lot of experience in that department

2020-03-02 17:53:36 UTC  

girlslove is pure

2020-03-02 17:53:36 UTC  

lesbo is the ultimate penis envy

2020-03-02 17:53:41 UTC  

worse even than trying to joke

2020-03-02 17:53:55 UTC  

Girls love is the most toxic

2020-03-02 17:54:05 UTC  

n-no

2020-03-02 17:54:12 UTC  

Lesbians top the charts of domestic abuse rates

2020-03-02 17:54:18 UTC  

pls

2020-03-02 17:54:45 UTC  

bear in mind western 'domestic abuse' = 'i dont always feel like the universe revolves around me'

2020-03-02 17:54:45 UTC  

Yet gays have even lower domestic abuse than straights!

2020-03-02 17:54:49 UTC  

and now consider you have 2 wamen

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Only men can love like that

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

and they both feel that always

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Lesbos also too the charts in clitty abuse

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Gay men

2020-03-02 17:54:57 UTC  

Ayy lmao

2020-03-02 17:54:59 UTC  

The best kind of relationship is with two bisexual women and one heterosexual man.

Think about it: men tend to want to skip the foreplay during sex, but women crave extensive foreplay before any real action starts.

So, the two bisexual women can engage in foreplay with eachother, and the hetero man can jump in when there's actual fucking to be had.

2020-03-02 17:55:03 UTC  

Lesbians are ruthless

2020-03-02 17:55:09 UTC  

Two women fighting is usually crazy

2020-03-02 17:55:18 UTC  

Also, men tend to like the idea of doing to women at once.

2020-03-02 17:55:23 UTC  

It's win/win/win!

2020-03-02 17:55:24 UTC  

men might throw a few punches and back off

2020-03-02 17:55:28 UTC  

I'm going to be honest with you guys

2020-03-02 17:55:38 UTC  

its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker

2020-03-02 17:55:40 UTC  

it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?