its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker

it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?

This is the gay agenda

and i wouldnt leave the house under care of two wamen

women will grab hair, rip it, yank it, pull each other to the ground, scratch and scream

it'd be a fucking warzone

When artificial wombs will happen, it's gameoverenofcivilisationforeverdoneforyeet

@Uksio Only for women 😉

Well yeah

That's where you're wrong

Hair pulling doesn't work if you're masochistic

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https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1234528424955346946

@svarozhyc That's why god invented the Mancave, Svar.

Whenever you're not having sex with the two women, you retreat to the mancave and let them bicker to their hearts content.

Styx must be retarded

Masochist: HIT ME DADDY!
Sadist: No!

where did he take that from, the satanic bible?

Viruses spread

my favourite joke uskio

My older sister used to win fights by pulling my hair

Until it stopped working...

😜

Ok Styx who Tf cares if coronavirus is in shitty brown countries

You should have learned the "windmill"

my brother would twist my arms and shit whilst repeating 'youve got to be like water'

eventually i stretched enough it stopped hurting lol

Latvia isn't brown

Basically whoever grabs your hair will have a very twisted hand or even a broken wrist/dislocated shoulder

When you start spinning like an alligator with acatch, your hairs wrap around their hand and start constricting it

They wrap so tight that if you spin any further you can break a hand

It does not hurt as much as being grabbed by the hairs as this involves all of your hairs being pulled- it is more distributed

sargoy

finally appeared with no make up in a coming out video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XYyUXQ4g5Y

So DarkMoneyStarmer is trending on Twitter

The corbynites are in full attack mode

whats that?

lovely

snatched