Message from @Uksio

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2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Only men can love like that

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

and they both feel that always

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Lesbos also too the charts in clitty abuse

2020-03-02 17:54:54 UTC  

Gay men

2020-03-02 17:54:57 UTC  

Ayy lmao

2020-03-02 17:54:59 UTC  

The best kind of relationship is with two bisexual women and one heterosexual man.

Think about it: men tend to want to skip the foreplay during sex, but women crave extensive foreplay before any real action starts.

So, the two bisexual women can engage in foreplay with eachother, and the hetero man can jump in when there's actual fucking to be had.

2020-03-02 17:55:03 UTC  

Lesbians are ruthless

2020-03-02 17:55:09 UTC  

Two women fighting is usually crazy

2020-03-02 17:55:18 UTC  

Also, men tend to like the idea of doing to women at once.

2020-03-02 17:55:23 UTC  

It's win/win/win!

2020-03-02 17:55:24 UTC  

men might throw a few punches and back off

2020-03-02 17:55:28 UTC  

I'm going to be honest with you guys

2020-03-02 17:55:38 UTC  

its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker

2020-03-02 17:55:40 UTC  

it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?

2020-03-02 17:55:42 UTC  

This is the gay agenda

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684096610224963682/IMG_20200302_023006.png

2020-03-02 17:55:52 UTC  

and i wouldnt leave the house under care of two wamen

2020-03-02 17:55:56 UTC  

women will grab hair, rip it, yank it, pull each other to the ground, scratch and scream

2020-03-02 17:56:00 UTC  

it'd be a fucking warzone

2020-03-02 17:56:10 UTC  

When artificial wombs will happen, it's gameoverenofcivilisationforeverdoneforyeet

2020-03-02 17:56:29 UTC  

@Uksio Only for women 😉

2020-03-02 17:56:41 UTC  

Well yeah

2020-03-02 17:57:04 UTC  

That's where you're wrong

2020-03-02 17:57:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/684096980867219468/FB_IMG_1582480835217.jpg

2020-03-02 17:57:18 UTC  

Hair pulling doesn't work if you're masochistic

2020-03-02 17:57:24 UTC  

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2020-03-02 17:57:49 UTC  

@svarozhyc That's why god invented the Mancave, Svar.

Whenever you're not having sex with the two women, you retreat to the mancave and let them bicker to their hearts content.

2020-03-02 17:57:53 UTC  

Styx must be retarded

2020-03-02 17:57:56 UTC  

Masochist: HIT ME DADDY!
Sadist: No!

2020-03-02 17:57:59 UTC  

where did he take that from, the satanic bible?

2020-03-02 17:58:00 UTC  

Viruses spread

2020-03-02 17:58:15 UTC  

my favourite joke uskio

2020-03-02 17:58:35 UTC  

My older sister used to win fights by pulling my hair

2020-03-02 17:58:43 UTC  

Until it stopped working...

2020-03-02 17:58:51 UTC  

😜

2020-03-02 17:58:56 UTC  

Ok Styx who Tf cares if coronavirus is in shitty brown countries

2020-03-02 17:59:00 UTC  

You should have learned the "windmill"

2020-03-02 17:59:04 UTC  

my brother would twist my arms and shit whilst repeating 'youve got to be like water'

2020-03-02 17:59:26 UTC  

eventually i stretched enough it stopped hurting lol

2020-03-02 17:59:29 UTC  

Latvia isn't brown

2020-03-02 17:59:36 UTC  

Basically whoever grabs your hair will have a very twisted hand or even a broken wrist/dislocated shoulder