Message from @svarozhyc
Discord ID: 684097186925117518
It's win/win/win!
men might throw a few punches and back off
I'm going to be honest with you guys
its not like every lesbian is a bulldyke ex-linebacker
it's all nice and dandy but i think youd be spending more time not having sex than having sex in a relationship?
and i wouldnt leave the house under care of two wamen
women will grab hair, rip it, yank it, pull each other to the ground, scratch and scream
it'd be a fucking warzone
When artificial wombs will happen, it's gameoverenofcivilisationforeverdoneforyeet
@Uksio Only for women 😉
Well yeah
That's where you're wrong
Hair pulling doesn't work if you're masochistic
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@svarozhyc That's why god invented the Mancave, Svar.
Whenever you're not having sex with the two women, you retreat to the mancave and let them bicker to their hearts content.
Styx must be retarded
Masochist: HIT ME DADDY!
Sadist: No!
Viruses spread
my favourite joke uskio
My older sister used to win fights by pulling my hair
Until it stopped working...
😜
Ok Styx who Tf cares if coronavirus is in shitty brown countries
You should have learned the "windmill"
my brother would twist my arms and shit whilst repeating 'youve got to be like water'
eventually i stretched enough it stopped hurting lol
Latvia isn't brown
Basically whoever grabs your hair will have a very twisted hand or even a broken wrist/dislocated shoulder
When you start spinning like an alligator with acatch, your hairs wrap around their hand and start constricting it
They wrap so tight that if you spin any further you can break a hand
It does not hurt as much as being grabbed by the hairs as this involves all of your hairs being pulled- it is more distributed
sargoy
finally appeared with no make up in a coming out video
So DarkMoneyStarmer is trending on Twitter
The corbynites are in full attack mode
whats that?