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Ask the moths. But even if they'd not made that typo, it sounds like Dennis was going for a month

this is a heartwarming story:
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2020/02/the-eu-is-in-trouble-and-ursula-von-der-leyen-is-the-wrong-person-to-rescue-it/

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1229936103479795717

Don't build on the fucking flood planes is how I assess their response.

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1229939679665033216

I see the BBC is really reporting on important issues

Flood planes flood. I know, lets concrete them over! Whatever could go wrong?!!
One Historical flooding on the Wye later

Also, bring back dredging.

Your email should say email

Hemail, shemail and theymail don't work

Why does everything have to be about gender anyway

Kek.

Because gender = powah.

veemail

When you see someone on Twitter unironically state that St. George was Turkish

<:poggers:583775485620781087> <:pepegun:588019479401726001> <:mutt:462285123421732874>

St George fought the Turkish Knight. And either won or lost depending on the regional variant. But it's all right, the quack doctor brought him back.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000flwt/lost-lives documentary film on lives lost through the troubles this includes lives lost as of last year as the troubles will carry on ricocheting through time

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8018043/Queen-BANS-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-using-Sussex-Royal-brand-cost-thousands.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailUK

Damn straight

See, this is how you deal with a feminist

You fucking yeet her

too right

You do not get to capitalise the name of royal

Be either royal and bound or common and free

https://www.indiatoday.in/business/story/india-becomes-world-fifth-largest-economy-overtakes-uk-france-report-1647446-2020-02-18

Congrats to india

https://twitter.com/PunishedBukes/status/1230015499024596993?s=09

next step, less abject poverty

Corona virus will take care of that.

gold mine: https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1230051947132182528

I've always found the "my best friends are" meme interesting

because it typically comes from people who don't hold anyone in high regard

yeah, just heard a black woman on the radio "his cabinet does nothing to represent me"

at least, that's my way of seeing it

It's unfortunate that the most well known British black woman politician is the one who went to vote, wearing two left shoes

I don’t think Boris is particularly racist

But he has said some very questionable things

Which are very racist

No fu*king way, being vegan is a choice not a disability, so no special treatment as far as I'm concerned...
https://www.lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/vegan-workplace-guidance-office-fridge/