"alright well, you're in... but now you're dead... roll a new character, I'll be waiting"

Do not trust the Heretic, the alien, the furry ...

it a reason we have holy Promethium and heavy flamers

lol fuckin

so our witch reincarnated

so now our party is three 16 year old girls and my mid 20s male rogue

Lol

@turtwig how did you guys die?

well, the life link oracle got destroyed by a massive crit from a troll on someone else and took half the damage

the skald got killed by phantasmal killer

if you can believe it

Don’t they have will as a good save???

you would think

two natural 1s

fuckin rip

and then the witch sudoku'd for *reasons*

@turtwig wtf do you mean “reasons”

sorry druid not witch

> reincarnated druid

@turtwig are you the only char who isn’t a teen girl?

yep

they're girls by dice roll not by choice fyi

inb4 druid comes back as a grasshopper

@Deleted User idk if u saw

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/372507611284766722/483732340858814481/unknown.png

cyclops = paste

@turtwig why do they always become grills?

roll 2 on a d2

because men are number 1 obv

Lol

my 28 year old male rogue has a harem of teenage girls

it's fucking anime now

<:no_anime:382980749785169940>

lol

that's what's the rogue's for innit?

how

Breitbart article can't really say and the original is behind a paywall. And because Breitbart can't say i assume it's utter nonsense this guy pulled out of his ass and padded it with SJW progressive word salad.

I assume it's perhabs because DnD has different races like we have in real world and because it seperates those race in game and it was a hobby dominated by white males for a big part in the last 40 years this and the race separation perpetuates a system of racial distrust that pushes the priviledges of white males. Perhabs like a nerdish divide and conquer of the gaming community ?

unlike SJW's, d&d players can separate their game fantasy from reality <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

What ? DnD is a fantasy ? There are no wizards and dragons and hot elven and dragonkin chicks ? Damn ... what disapointment ...