Message from @turtwig
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all cultures are equal
people of scales
dead
@turtwig Yeah, that line cracked me too. No Paizo, they have no right to exist in my game if it doesn't fit in my game world.
yeah my group is quite strongly anti scales
Some Trans-Soy-HirPronoun-Apache-Otherkin-furry has no right to exist in my grimdark Warhammer 40K Campaign because there is only one thing ... there is only WAR
but why are all your space marines male? reeeee
We are anti-Scales. sounds like a plotical movement or a campaign against a STd
no no, they should be welcome into your game... and then immediately executed for being a heretic
Because the godemperor, in all his glory and wisdom, made them like this ... blessed be the emperor
"alright well, you're in... but now you're dead... roll a new character, I'll be waiting"
Do not trust the Heretic, the alien, the furry ...
it a reason we have holy Promethium and heavy flamers
lol fuckin
so our witch reincarnated
so now our party is three 16 year old girls and my mid 20s male rogue
Lol
@turtwig how did you guys die?
well, the life link oracle got destroyed by a massive crit from a troll on someone else and took half the damage
the skald got killed by phantasmal killer
Don’t they have will as a good save???
you would think
two natural 1s
fuckin rip
and then the witch sudoku'd for *reasons*
@turtwig wtf do you mean “reasons”
sorry druid not witch
> reincarnated druid
@turtwig are you the only char who isn’t a teen girl?
yep
they're girls by dice roll not by choice fyi
inb4 druid comes back as a grasshopper
@Deleted User idk if u saw
cyclops = paste
@turtwig why do they always become grills?
roll 2 on a d2
because men are number 1 obv
Lol
my 28 year old male rogue has a harem of teenage girls