Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 483748927146033172


2018-08-27 15:30:32 UTC  

was hoping they'd fight against the subliminal post-modernism of the high priests who're like, "listen, just because we don't get why snake people kill and eat other snake people and humans, doesn't mean we should stop it"

2018-08-27 15:31:34 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-27 15:31:43 UTC  

"all cultures are welcome here, snake folk included... btw, they prefer the term, 'people of scales'"

2018-08-27 15:32:49 UTC  

all cultures are equal

2018-08-27 15:37:41 UTC  

people of scales

2018-08-27 15:37:43 UTC  

dead

2018-08-27 15:41:21 UTC  

@turtwig Yeah, that line cracked me too. No Paizo, they have no right to exist in my game if it doesn't fit in my game world.

2018-08-27 15:43:00 UTC  

yeah my group is quite strongly anti scales

2018-08-27 15:43:05 UTC  

Some Trans-Soy-HirPronoun-Apache-Otherkin-furry has no right to exist in my grimdark Warhammer 40K Campaign because there is only one thing ... there is only WAR

2018-08-27 15:43:41 UTC  

but why are all your space marines male? reeeee

2018-08-27 15:43:47 UTC  

We are anti-Scales. sounds like a plotical movement or a campaign against a STd

2018-08-27 15:44:20 UTC  

no no, they should be welcome into your game... and then immediately executed for being a heretic

2018-08-27 15:44:20 UTC  

Because the godemperor, in all his glory and wisdom, made them like this ... blessed be the emperor

2018-08-27 15:44:42 UTC  

"alright well, you're in... but now you're dead... roll a new character, I'll be waiting"

2018-08-27 15:44:49 UTC  

Do not trust the Heretic, the alien, the furry ...

2018-08-27 15:49:02 UTC  

it a reason we have holy Promethium and heavy flamers

2018-08-27 21:20:37 UTC  

lol fuckin

2018-08-27 21:20:47 UTC  

so our witch reincarnated

2018-08-27 21:21:07 UTC  

so now our party is three 16 year old girls and my mid 20s male rogue

2018-08-27 21:25:21 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-27 21:25:31 UTC  

@turtwig how did you guys die?

2018-08-27 21:27:06 UTC  

well, the life link oracle got destroyed by a massive crit from a troll on someone else and took half the damage

2018-08-27 21:28:51 UTC  

the skald got killed by phantasmal killer

2018-08-27 21:28:54 UTC  

if you can believe it

2018-08-27 21:29:11 UTC  

Don’t they have will as a good save???

2018-08-27 21:29:18 UTC  

you would think

2018-08-27 21:30:14 UTC  

two natural 1s

2018-08-27 21:30:18 UTC  

fuckin rip

2018-08-27 21:30:48 UTC  

and then the witch sudoku'd for *reasons*

2018-08-27 21:31:31 UTC  

@turtwig wtf do you mean “reasons”

2018-08-27 21:32:18 UTC  

sorry druid not witch

2018-08-27 21:32:30 UTC  

> reincarnated druid

2018-08-27 21:36:13 UTC  

@turtwig are you the only char who isn’t a teen girl?

2018-08-27 21:36:20 UTC  

yep

2018-08-27 21:36:40 UTC  

they're girls by dice roll not by choice fyi

2018-08-27 21:36:41 UTC  

inb4 druid comes back as a grasshopper

2018-08-27 21:37:40 UTC  

@Deleted User idk if u saw

2018-08-27 21:39:11 UTC  

cyclops = paste

2018-08-27 21:39:17 UTC  

@turtwig why do they always become grills?

2018-08-27 21:39:31 UTC  

roll 2 on a d2