Message from @turtwig

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2018-08-27 15:31:43 UTC  

"all cultures are welcome here, snake folk included... btw, they prefer the term, 'people of scales'"

2018-08-27 15:32:49 UTC  

all cultures are equal

2018-08-27 15:37:41 UTC  

people of scales

2018-08-27 15:37:43 UTC  

dead

2018-08-27 15:41:21 UTC  

@turtwig Yeah, that line cracked me too. No Paizo, they have no right to exist in my game if it doesn't fit in my game world.

2018-08-27 15:43:00 UTC  

yeah my group is quite strongly anti scales

2018-08-27 15:43:05 UTC  

Some Trans-Soy-HirPronoun-Apache-Otherkin-furry has no right to exist in my grimdark Warhammer 40K Campaign because there is only one thing ... there is only WAR

2018-08-27 15:43:41 UTC  

but why are all your space marines male? reeeee

2018-08-27 15:43:47 UTC  

We are anti-Scales. sounds like a plotical movement or a campaign against a STd

2018-08-27 15:44:20 UTC  

no no, they should be welcome into your game... and then immediately executed for being a heretic

2018-08-27 15:44:20 UTC  

Because the godemperor, in all his glory and wisdom, made them like this ... blessed be the emperor

2018-08-27 15:44:42 UTC  

"alright well, you're in... but now you're dead... roll a new character, I'll be waiting"

2018-08-27 15:44:49 UTC  

Do not trust the Heretic, the alien, the furry ...

2018-08-27 15:49:02 UTC  

it a reason we have holy Promethium and heavy flamers

2018-08-27 21:20:37 UTC  

lol fuckin

2018-08-27 21:20:47 UTC  

so our witch reincarnated

2018-08-27 21:21:07 UTC  

so now our party is three 16 year old girls and my mid 20s male rogue

2018-08-27 21:25:21 UTC  

Lol

2018-08-27 21:25:31 UTC  

@turtwig how did you guys die?

2018-08-27 21:27:06 UTC  

well, the life link oracle got destroyed by a massive crit from a troll on someone else and took half the damage

2018-08-27 21:28:51 UTC  

the skald got killed by phantasmal killer

2018-08-27 21:28:54 UTC  

if you can believe it

2018-08-27 21:29:11 UTC  

Don’t they have will as a good save???

2018-08-27 21:29:18 UTC  

you would think

2018-08-27 21:30:14 UTC  

two natural 1s

2018-08-27 21:30:18 UTC  

fuckin rip

2018-08-27 21:30:48 UTC  

and then the witch sudoku'd for *reasons*

2018-08-27 21:31:31 UTC  

@turtwig wtf do you mean “reasons”

2018-08-27 21:32:18 UTC  

sorry druid not witch

2018-08-27 21:32:30 UTC  

> reincarnated druid

2018-08-27 21:36:13 UTC  

@turtwig are you the only char who isn’t a teen girl?

2018-08-27 21:36:20 UTC  

yep

2018-08-27 21:36:40 UTC  

they're girls by dice roll not by choice fyi

2018-08-27 21:36:41 UTC  

inb4 druid comes back as a grasshopper

2018-08-27 21:37:40 UTC  

@Deleted User idk if u saw

2018-08-27 21:39:11 UTC  

cyclops = paste

2018-08-27 21:39:17 UTC  

@turtwig why do they always become grills?

2018-08-27 21:39:31 UTC  

roll 2 on a d2

2018-08-27 21:39:36 UTC  

because men are number 1 obv

2018-08-27 21:44:47 UTC  

Lol