Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 473479361782218792


2018-07-30 05:24:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473360220752707594/monkey_on_a_bike.mp4

2018-07-30 06:11:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473371989093122048/37995783_2193901593958015_7662544195223027712_n.png

2018-07-30 06:17:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473373641032335379/deepfry-2.png

2018-07-30 08:54:04 UTC  

You forgot about electing socialist scum

No the People did that

with whatever it was 12% turn out

2018-07-30 12:00:13 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-07-30 13:05:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473476226972123156/Trump.jpg

2018-07-30 13:13:23 UTC  

I literally cannot tell if this is introspective, or if it's just hilarious because of a multitude of reasons the maker isn't aware of.

2018-07-30 13:13:56 UTC  

diet coke

2018-07-30 13:14:00 UTC  

fuckin cucc trump

2018-07-30 13:14:04 UTC  

not my president

2018-07-30 13:14:48 UTC  

wait is that the real CNN? the dude(???)s voice sounds like a fuckin parody

2018-07-30 13:15:10 UTC  

It's a woman, it's the woman in the video image. I know right?

2018-07-30 13:15:16 UTC  

This is what is confusing.

2018-07-30 13:17:56 UTC  

I cannot accept this as real

2018-07-30 13:18:05 UTC  

it's an elaborate ruse to push parody shit

I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke, folks <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-07-30 13:25:33 UTC  

Collusion isn't a crime. Campaign finance violation is not an impeachable offense.

2018-07-30 13:25:36 UTC  

Good luck, CNN.

Drinking Diet Coke IS a crime though

2018-07-30 13:27:01 UTC  

I exclusively drink coffee or water.

2018-07-30 13:27:08 UTC  

Not even decaf.

2018-07-30 13:27:19 UTC  

I also hate sugar in my coffee.

I mostly drink insane amounts of Green Tea

2018-07-30 13:31:21 UTC  

Korean learns that Americans like cock, now she wants cock too.

2018-07-30 13:32:11 UTC  

It's all the soy consumption.

2018-07-30 13:43:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473485766761381888/Screenshot_20180730-234250.jpg

2018-07-30 13:53:49 UTC  

you need to cut back that misc spending

2018-07-30 13:54:02 UTC  

and do your family really need to eat?

2018-07-30 13:56:16 UTC  

that's another 300 dollars for trains ez

Food $200. Them GAINS

It's simple . Charge young children to play with your train