Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 473488392286371841


2018-07-30 13:14:04 UTC  

not my president

2018-07-30 13:14:48 UTC  

wait is that the real CNN? the dude(???)s voice sounds like a fuckin parody

2018-07-30 13:15:10 UTC  

It's a woman, it's the woman in the video image. I know right?

2018-07-30 13:15:16 UTC  

This is what is confusing.

2018-07-30 13:17:56 UTC  

I cannot accept this as real

2018-07-30 13:18:05 UTC  

it's an elaborate ruse to push parody shit

I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke, folks <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-07-30 13:25:33 UTC  

Collusion isn't a crime. Campaign finance violation is not an impeachable offense.

2018-07-30 13:25:36 UTC  

Good luck, CNN.

Drinking Diet Coke IS a crime though

2018-07-30 13:27:01 UTC  

I exclusively drink coffee or water.

2018-07-30 13:27:08 UTC  

Not even decaf.

2018-07-30 13:27:19 UTC  

I also hate sugar in my coffee.

I mostly drink insane amounts of Green Tea

2018-07-30 13:31:21 UTC  

Korean learns that Americans like cock, now she wants cock too.

2018-07-30 13:32:11 UTC  

It's all the soy consumption.

2018-07-30 13:43:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/473485766761381888/Screenshot_20180730-234250.jpg

2018-07-30 13:53:49 UTC  

you need to cut back that misc spending

2018-07-30 13:54:02 UTC  

and do your family really need to eat?

2018-07-30 13:56:16 UTC  

that's another 300 dollars for trains ez

Food $200. Them GAINS

It's simple . Charge young children to play with your train

You'll make it all back in NO TIME

Trust me I know a good FAIR DEAL when I see one <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-07-30 14:02:30 UTC  

note he said TRAIN not penis

πŸ‘†πŸΏ

2018-07-30 14:09:27 UTC  

can't do coloured hands on mobile

2018-07-30 14:09:27 UTC  

fuckin racist discord

2018-07-30 14:11:29 UTC  

What I'm curious about is the acronyms.

2018-07-30 14:20:15 UTC  

Thank you for the advice guys

2018-07-30 14:20:35 UTC  

I figured while I was at it I'd get the family to dig a mass grave in the backyard

2018-07-30 14:20:45 UTC  

Saves me the effort later y'know

2018-07-30 14:23:08 UTC  

LNER is london north eastern railway iirc

2018-07-30 14:23:17 UTC  

idk about ycur

2018-07-30 14:23:36 UTC  

but it's gonna be another rail service

2018-07-30 14:24:05 UTC  

Guessing it's a communication platform for conductors.

2018-07-30 14:24:10 UTC  

Or rail engineers.

2018-07-30 14:24:21 UTC  

Guessing the date is engine date.