Message from @turtwig
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@Deleted User some men are really desperate.
Theres those therapy notes I said I wanted. Govy doesnt have them, but WaPo does.
@Deleted User some whamen have low self esteem
```why would you fuck someone you donβt respect```
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#IWouldntEvenFuckYou
I'm going to live my life the way Paul said to
no more thots
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hey I've got a good idea why don't I put ALL of turtkid's confort blankets in the wash 10 mins before bedtime
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fail
is that you or your wife? if shes sick youre supposed to manage the house
wife
thats your bad
I am managing the house
why didnt you was the turtsheets on your own
but she is "helping" <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409>
gib robitussin
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she stuffed all his blankets in the washing machine for
while I wasn't looking
then went to bed without putting them in the dryer
that means its late movie nite with the kid
pick something scary
boy if my wife was sick i be waiting on the bitch hand and foot. and yall think i dont respect women
now she has come and sat on the stairs where turtkid can see and he is flipping out
please just
think before acting
she has a fever. can't think straight
haha TurtWife
Today you sleep in our bed TurtKid
so this morning I called my doc for the blood work results, turns out why I feel so shitty all the time is low key lyme disease, didnt stop me from driving 700km, but man am I done now
haha
yeah Lyme disease will get ya like that
Stop eatin' those LImes
and it was from a fuckin mosquito
Lyme disease can fuck your brain
yes ill get the penicilin tomorrow
too late
nooo