Message from @M4Gunner
Discord ID: 496746894828109824
I'm going to live my life the way Paul said to
no more thots
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hey I've got a good idea why don't I put ALL of turtkid's confort blankets in the wash 10 mins before bedtime
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fail
is that you or your wife? if shes sick youre supposed to manage the house
wife
thats your bad
I am managing the house
why didnt you was the turtsheets on your own
but she is "helping" <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409>
gib robitussin
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she stuffed all his blankets in the washing machine for
reasons?
while I wasn't looking
then went to bed without putting them in the dryer
that means its late movie nite with the kid
pick something scary
boy if my wife was sick i be waiting on the bitch hand and foot. and yall think i dont respect women
now she has come and sat on the stairs where turtkid can see and he is flipping out
please just
think before acting
she has a fever. can't think straight
haha TurtWife
Today you sleep in our bed TurtKid
so this morning I called my doc for the blood work results, turns out why I feel so shitty all the time is low key lyme disease, didnt stop me from driving 700km, but man am I done now
haha
yeah Lyme disease will get ya like that
Stop eatin' those LImes
and it was from a fuckin mosquito
Lyme disease can fuck your brain
yes ill get the penicilin tomorrow
too late
nooo
Some of the effects will never go away
though idk if it's the worst tick-borne illness you can get
what's the red star tick thing that makes you allergic to red meat
It will just stop the worsening
FUCK THAT