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fail

is that you or your wife? if shes sick youre supposed to manage the house

wife

thats your bad

I am managing the house

why didnt you was the turtsheets on your own

but she is "helping" <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409>

gib robitussin

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she stuffed all his blankets in the washing machine for

reasons?

while I wasn't looking

then went to bed without putting them in the dryer

that means its late movie nite with the kid

pick something scary

boy if my wife was sick i be waiting on the bitch hand and foot. and yall think i dont respect women

now she has come and sat on the stairs where turtkid can see and he is flipping out

please just

think before acting

she has a fever. can't think straight

haha TurtWife

Today you sleep in our bed TurtKid

so this morning I called my doc for the blood work results, turns out why I feel so shitty all the time is low key lyme disease, didnt stop me from driving 700km, but man am I done now

haha

yeah Lyme disease will get ya like that

Stop eatin' those LImes

and it was from a fuckin mosquito

Lyme disease can fuck your brain

yes ill get the penicilin tomorrow

too late

nooo

Some of the effects will never go away

though idk if it's the worst tick-borne illness you can get

what's the red star tick thing that makes you allergic to red meat

It will just stop the worsening

FUCK THAT

nah you can get brain fever, thats worse

Lyme can fuck your cognative systems up

meningitis

I had a buddy who got it, and it damaged his memory.