lol but surely the prospect of screwing the dude's insurance company out of tons of money gives you at least a semi

No I’ll leave the police to do that for me

The codeine is way more enjoyable

mmh, opiates

only codeine? psh

that looks like tramadol damage to me m8

Well I don’t exactly need diamorphine right now

you don't seem very Jewish for a jew

Met what’s happens when a Jew is brought up around the Royal Navy

I had diamorphine when I smashed my face in another accident

oy vey

red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

shut up npc before I oppress some more

@starrfoxx123 wait, you walked over the road?

No I was cycling across to the cycle path on the green walking light

Meaning they failed to notice the red driving light which meant they crashed into me

ahhh, we dont have that here

we need to dismount and walk over

in Swedistan

my roast looking noice

We have loads of cycle tracks around here so you press the button wait and set off all in one

also holy fuck nearly had a catastrophe there

kek

the oven has running tracks for the shelves

we have some of those in the middle of the city where i live but not in the outskirts

turtwife had rested the shelf on top of the runner

What it means is that I’m stuck in this bloody thing.

instead of sliding it in

Looks like yummy pork to me

she needs a slap

followed by 3 spanks

WHAT A FUCKING MEME

Youtube

so I pulled it out and the whole thing nearly collapsed

DONATE OFFENSIVE SUPERCHATS TO CHARITY

fml

'Charity' = Hillary Clintons Election Campaign

I mean that solution is better than YouTube stealing it