Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 503607185457152041


2018-10-21 16:29:48 UTC  

Met what’s happens when a Jew is brought up around the Royal Navy

2018-10-21 16:30:30 UTC  

I had diamorphine when I smashed my face in another accident

2018-10-21 16:31:29 UTC  

oy vey

2018-10-21 16:31:56 UTC  

red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

2018-10-21 16:32:46 UTC  

shut up npc before I oppress some more

2018-10-21 16:32:52 UTC  

@starrfoxx123 wait, you walked over the road?

2018-10-21 16:33:24 UTC  

No I was cycling across to the cycle path on the green walking light

2018-10-21 16:33:46 UTC  

Meaning they failed to notice the red driving light which meant they crashed into me

2018-10-21 16:33:47 UTC  

ahhh, we dont have that here

2018-10-21 16:33:54 UTC  

we need to dismount and walk over

2018-10-21 16:34:03 UTC  

in Swedistan

2018-10-21 16:34:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503606910604541982/20181021_173333.jpg

2018-10-21 16:34:05 UTC  

my roast looking noice

2018-10-21 16:34:26 UTC  

We have loads of cycle tracks around here so you press the button wait and set off all in one

2018-10-21 16:34:47 UTC  

also holy fuck nearly had a catastrophe there

kek

2018-10-21 16:34:56 UTC  

the oven has running tracks for the shelves

2018-10-21 16:34:59 UTC  

we have some of those in the middle of the city where i live but not in the outskirts

2018-10-21 16:35:05 UTC  

turtwife had rested the shelf on top of the runner

2018-10-21 16:35:07 UTC  

What it means is that I’m stuck in this bloody thing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503607176930000908/image0.jpg

2018-10-21 16:35:09 UTC  

instead of sliding it in

2018-10-21 16:35:21 UTC  

Looks like yummy pork to me

she needs a slap

followed by 3 spanks

2018-10-21 16:35:33 UTC  

WHAT A FUCKING MEME

2018-10-21 16:35:35 UTC  

Youtube

2018-10-21 16:35:37 UTC  

so I pulled it out and the whole thing nearly collapsed

2018-10-21 16:35:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503607303669284875/IMG_20181021_123651.jpg

2018-10-21 16:35:47 UTC  

DONATE OFFENSIVE SUPERCHATS TO CHARITY

2018-10-21 16:36:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/503607412104888340/20181021_173554.jpg

2018-10-21 16:36:09 UTC  

fml

'Charity' = Hillary Clintons Election Campaign

2018-10-21 16:36:47 UTC  

I mean that solution is better than YouTube stealing it

2018-10-21 16:37:01 UTC  

Not if it goes to Hillary

2018-10-21 16:37:08 UTC  

Bruh Ive been following sargon for a while now but that latest thinkery video thumbnail got me

2018-10-21 16:37:19 UTC  

if they give it to some orphanage or something that might be good

2018-10-21 16:38:06 UTC  

It'll be given to Planned Parenthood

2018-10-21 16:38:14 UTC  

lol

2018-10-21 16:38:52 UTC  

Basically to any organisation that actually needs money to function charities or also know as “executive money pits” don’t give much to the issue they are invested in

2018-10-21 16:38:53 UTC  

it will be given to organisation for reintegrating ISIS members into Swedish society

2018-10-21 16:41:20 UTC  

"mainstream" charities spend most of the donations they receive on operating costs for sure