Message from @turtwig
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or just hit on the sidewalk
No I was on my bike
that does not look like a normal knee
Yeah as I said the x Ray told us what we already knew
your fault or car's fault?
It was the car drivers fault
and you said you lived in England right?
cha-ching <:sargoy:382978736053551104>
They got distracted by another driver doing a poor manoeuvre
Drove into me as I was crossing over the road to go to the other cycle path
Yeah I am in the U.K.
I don’t need to worry about money mate I’m a Jew <:sargoy:382978736053551104>
lol but surely the prospect of screwing the dude's insurance company out of tons of money gives you at least a semi
No I’ll leave the police to do that for me
The codeine is way more enjoyable
mmh, opiates
only codeine? psh
that looks like tramadol damage to me m8
Well I don’t exactly need diamorphine right now
Met what’s happens when a Jew is brought up around the Royal Navy
I had diamorphine when I smashed my face in another accident
oy vey
red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>
shut up npc before I oppress some more
@starrfoxx123 wait, you walked over the road?
No I was cycling across to the cycle path on the green walking light
Meaning they failed to notice the red driving light which meant they crashed into me
ahhh, we dont have that here
we need to dismount and walk over
in Swedistan
my roast looking noice
We have loads of cycle tracks around here so you press the button wait and set off all in one
also holy fuck nearly had a catastrophe there
kek
the oven has running tracks for the shelves
we have some of those in the middle of the city where i live but not in the outskirts
turtwife had rested the shelf on top of the runner
What it means is that I’m stuck in this bloody thing.