Message from @Shurik

Discord ID: 506179407677882368


2018-10-28 18:25:49 UTC  

Its so true thou

2018-10-28 18:25:54 UTC  

girls are so much work

2018-10-28 18:26:02 UTC  

now hold on, no woman is going to make me as good a sandwich as i would myself

2018-10-28 18:26:18 UTC  

ehhhhh

2018-10-28 18:26:22 UTC  

almost true

2018-10-28 18:26:30 UTC  

girls are only work if you sprung

2018-10-28 18:26:49 UTC  

if Gordon Ramsey was a woman he could make a sandwich better than you can.

2018-10-28 18:27:09 UTC  

also that was a terrible sentence

2018-10-28 18:27:15 UTC  

fuck if gordon could outcook me at all

2018-10-28 18:27:22 UTC  

oh shit

2018-10-28 18:28:14 UTC  

Fleccas talks will say anything on camera for $15

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/506172360420753408/gh.PNG

2018-10-28 18:30:47 UTC  

never heard of this scruffy rando

2018-10-28 18:46:14 UTC  

Off to see Jordan Peterson's lecture in Edinburgh, pretended to my family that I didn't know who he was. :P

2018-10-28 18:46:47 UTC  

o shit nigga

2018-10-28 18:46:56 UTC  

caravan is on GloomTube

2018-10-28 18:55:47 UTC  

Did you clean your room before you left?

2018-10-28 18:55:53 UTC  

And fed your lobsters

2018-10-28 18:56:15 UTC  

^

2018-10-28 18:56:26 UTC  

<:lobster:442083482211188738> πŸ–

2018-10-28 18:56:27 UTC  

pretty sure it's an invasive force

2018-10-28 18:56:34 UTC  

Honduran American war when

2018-10-28 18:56:50 UTC  

You mean Honuran genocide?

2018-10-28 18:56:57 UTC  

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-10-28 18:57:03 UTC  

Because that's what that war would look like

2018-10-28 18:57:14 UTC  

does honduras even have any tanks

2018-10-28 18:57:24 UTC  

I don't think we even need tanks

2018-10-28 18:57:26 UTC  

it has caravans

2018-10-28 18:57:39 UTC  

Just shell the entire country from the sea

2018-10-28 18:57:52 UTC  

Let the Navy actually do something for once

2018-10-28 18:59:49 UTC  

half this damn planet is on welfare

2018-10-28 19:00:41 UTC  

I mean it's about time for a world war

2018-10-28 19:00:54 UTC  

That'll clean up that problem real quick

2018-10-28 19:01:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/506180703889915944/2018-10-28_11_58_40-002361.png

2018-10-28 19:07:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/506182328213831702/Snapchat-1472973961.jpg

2018-10-28 19:17:14 UTC  

ahhhh

2018-10-28 19:17:27 UTC  

news from ma city