Message from @Shurik
Discord ID: 506171749348671489
just someone in a costume
lifeless planet time
a hot costume
🍆
Wow
Took me three times to get a yes
Took Donald Trump 3 times to get a yes on a date with Melania
I know a girl who uses tinder, she smokes weed and is lonely most of the time
The girls I met at church don't smoke weed and feel happy most of the time
god is love
Love is Godly
Church girls are TRAD
<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705> girls
Girls are too much effort
Quiet, furfag
No u
It's true tho
but they make sandwiches
girls are so much work
now hold on, no woman is going to make me as good a sandwich as i would myself
ehhhhh
Sexist
almost true
girls are only work if you sprung
if Gordon Ramsey was a woman he could make a sandwich better than you can.
also that was a terrible sentence
fuck if gordon could outcook me at all
oh shit
Whore
never heard of this scruffy rando
Off to see Jordan Peterson's lecture in Edinburgh, pretended to my family that I didn't know who he was. :P
o shit nigga
caravan is on GloomTube
Did you clean your room before you left?
And fed your lobsters
^